This looks like a good position for you.
I have a more sophomoric definition of this from the job description than they probably intend:
In reply to BlindPirate :
They don't have pizza either but my desire to drive the Weinermobile lets me overlook those details.
You could encourage single ladies to ask you about your weiner and inquire about if they knew of a local tunnel that you could park it in, or if they would like to polish it.
And even though they wouldn't know that you were talking about your vehicle they would share the same disgusted lack of interest.
Just don't suggest bringing it by to show their kids and telling them that your weiner brings a smile to children's faces and that everyone enjoys it.
Fortunately, the job would not be IN Chi-Town! That would have been a super cool job... a year ago. But I'd have to finish one of the degrees I started, to get a entry level job, that most folks would not want! They prolly would not have let me bring all four furry kids with me anyway!
I chuckled at the "similar jobs" at the bottom
Exactly how many jobs are similar to driving around a bus sized weiner?
914Driver said:I thought they always had hot young women drivers.
Wally could always identify as a hot young woman.
I have a PR degree. If I was young and single, I would have applied before even making this post.
Probably an interesting way to spend a year and meet a lot of people and make good connections.
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