SyntheticBlinkerFluid
SyntheticBlinkerFluid PowerDork
12/5/13 10:43 p.m.

You don't want to get a visit from Krampus tonight.

mtn
mtn UltimaDork
12/5/13 10:58 p.m.

http://www.theatlantic.com/infocus/2013/12/krampus-saint-nicholas-dark-companion/100639/

Appleseed
Appleseed UltimaDork
12/5/13 11:28 p.m.

The Germans don't berkeley around.

Trans_Maro
Trans_Maro UltraDork
12/5/13 11:36 p.m.

"Don't forget your goat leggings!"

novaderrik
novaderrik PowerDork
12/5/13 11:38 p.m.

why is it that i've never heard of this before? i grew up in a heavily German area...

SyntheticBlinkerFluid
SyntheticBlinkerFluid PowerDork
12/5/13 11:57 p.m.

In reply to novaderrik:

Because the Catholic Church did it's best to stomp it out in the 1700s. It is still celebrated by people in the Alpine regions of Europe though.

My wife hates the idea of it, even though she grew up with St. Nicholas Day. I enjoy the idea of Krampus. It's a good way into scaring children into being good during the Christmas season.

What people don't realize is that Krampus is a companion to St. Nicholas. St. Nicholas took care of the good children and Krampus would take care of the bad children.

novaderrik
novaderrik PowerDork
12/6/13 12:15 a.m.

apparently there are Krampus hipsters- and they work at the Christian Science Monitor...

http://www.csmonitor.com/World/Europe/2013/1205/Is-Krampus-the-Christmas-demon-becoming-too-commercial

SyntheticBlinkerFluid
SyntheticBlinkerFluid PowerDork
12/6/13 7:47 a.m.
novaderrik wrote: apparently there are Krampus hipsters- and they work at the Christian Science Monitor... http://www.csmonitor.com/World/Europe/2013/1205/Is-Krampus-the-Christmas-demon-becoming-too-commercial

Wow, that was looking too much into it. People capitalizing off of a folklore? I'm pretty sure thats been done before.

Duke
Duke UltimaDork
12/6/13 9:15 a.m.

Krampus is awesome. And don't mess with the Dutch, either; look into Zwarte Piet, who is the kind of 'bad cop' assistant to Sinterklaas. He's a blackfaced demon who carries a chimney sweep's broom to beat the bad kids with.

CGLockRacer
CGLockRacer GRM+ Memberand Dork
12/6/13 9:31 a.m.

Watch the movie Rare Exports: A Christmas Tale for another twist on Santa :)

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1401143/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1

Hungary Bill
Hungary Bill GRM+ Memberand Dork
12/6/13 9:43 a.m.

They do Mikulas in Hungary.

The idea is the kid leaves his shoes out and if he's good he gets some chocolate and fruit stuffed in his shoes. All kids get a "golden switch" (switch like, "go pick a switch so I can tan your hide" not like "on/off" switch) because "no kid is good all year long".

My kid is a year and a half about now, and with as many times as he's woken me up in the middle of the night this year I was more than ready to forgo the chocolate and fruit and just scoop some droppings out of the cat litter box.

But the wife said no...

Wally
Wally GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
12/6/13 9:51 a.m.

Saturday the wife is taking our nieces and nephews to Rhinebeck for their annual Sinterklass parade. It's a fun night but damn if it doesn't have some of the scariest characters I've ever seen in a Christmas parade.

Appleseed
Appleseed UltimaDork
12/6/13 11:18 a.m.

Again: the Germans DO NOT berkeley around.

Xceler8x
Xceler8x GRM+ Memberand UltraDork
12/6/13 11:56 a.m.

I love the Krampus stuff! There are some great videos on youtube of Krampus rampages in Europe.

SilverFleet
SilverFleet SuperDork
12/6/13 12:20 p.m.

This is awesome!

Shame on me not knowing about this. I will fully utilize this knowledge of Krampus going forward.

novaderrik
novaderrik PowerDork
12/6/13 1:56 p.m.
Appleseed wrote: Again: the Germans DO NOT berkeley around.

i sometimes get the impression that living in Germany is like living in a music video for a song that was a collaboration between Cannibal Corpse, GWAR, and Rammstein...

SyntheticBlinkerFluid
SyntheticBlinkerFluid PowerDork
12/6/13 2:51 p.m.

My wife saw my FB post about Krampus and told me I need to grow up.

Apis_Mellifera
Apis_Mellifera Reader
12/6/13 5:33 p.m.

Let's not forget about 6 to 8 Black Men

petegossett
petegossett GRM+ Memberand PowerDork
12/6/13 5:47 p.m.
novaderrik wrote:
Appleseed wrote: Again: the Germans DO NOT berkeley around.
i sometimes get the impression that living in Germany is like living in a music video for a song that was a collaboration between Cannibal Corpse, GWAR, and Rammstein...

That would be one damn awesome video.

Gearheadotaku
Gearheadotaku GRM+ Memberand UberDork
12/6/13 5:56 p.m.
Trans_Maro wrote: "Don't forget your goat leggings!"

People Against Goodness And Normalcy

novaderrik
novaderrik PowerDork
12/7/13 1:48 a.m.
Gearheadotaku wrote:
Trans_Maro wrote: "Don't forget your goat leggings!"
People Against Goodness And Normalcy

just the facts, maam..

JoeyM
JoeyM GRM+ Memberand Mod Squad
12/7/13 7:12 a.m.

Hmmmm.....I need some goat horns

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