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The_Jed HalfDork
6/30/12 2:46 p.m.

You're getting ready for work and have about 10 minutes left until you need to leave, the nearest store is 15 minutes away, in the wrong direction. As you're rifling through your sock drawer you discover that you only have one clean sock, the dryer gremlin stole the other. Your significant other has feet that are several sizes larger/smaller than yours and your friends are either at work or would play a horrendous prank if you were to use their socks so borrowing is out of the question.

Which foot gets the clean sock and why?

With me the left foot gets preferential treatment.

I have had a few traumatic injuries to my right lower leg/ankle so there might be some nerve damage or loss of sensation but either way it's the left that is catered to like a whingey tart.

Giant Purple Snorklewacker UltimaDork
6/30/12 2:52 p.m.

I go sockless.

Appleseed PowerDork
6/30/12 3:04 p.m.

I find the least stiffest pair of dirties.

The_Jed HalfDork
6/30/12 3:04 p.m.

Dear LORD that is a mean looking E30!

Seriously though, sockless?

How is the foot funk held at bay?

ditchdigger SuperDork
6/30/12 3:52 p.m.

Right foot gets the sock. It needs the cushion due to a large scar from surgery.

Is something wrong with me that I zero foot odor? I have never in my life had stinky feet unless I stepped in something. I can work all day in boots in 90 degree weather sweating like a madman yet my feet never smell any worse than say, my forearm. No foot funk here.

EvanB GRM+ Memberand UberDork
6/30/12 3:53 p.m.

Not more vs threads...

Hungary Bill GRM+ Memberand Reader
6/30/12 4:12 p.m.

whatever foot has the most rot gets the clean sock. It could probably use the break...

friedgreencorrado PowerDork
6/30/12 4:17 p.m.

The left side. It's hot, the AC's busted in the car, and the left (clutch foot) does more work.

Giant Purple Snorklewacker UltimaDork
6/30/12 4:25 p.m.

The_Jed wrote: Dear LORD that is a mean looking E30!

Thanks! (I think...)

The_Jed wrote: Seriously though, sockless?

Seriously.

The_Jed wrote: How is the foot funk held at bay?

It isn't. I'd have to rock some sort of sandal, boat shoe or commit to throwing something away.

LopRacer Reader
6/30/12 4:35 p.m.

I'd have to break out the Keen sandles. or hand wash the socks and let them air dry on the way to work.

iceracer UltraDork
6/30/12 5:38 p.m.

ditchdigger wrote: Right foot gets the sock. It needs the cushion due to a large scar from surgery. Is something wrong with me that I zero foot odor? I have never in my life had stinky feet unless I stepped in something. I can work all day in boots in 90 degree weather sweating like a madman yet my feet never smell any worse than say, my forearm. No foot funk here.

I have the same problem.