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dyintorace
dyintorace GRM+ Memberand HalfDork
1/8/09 10:06 p.m.

Boy is this shot crying out for a "fail" poster!

Story from Jalopnik here:

Let's say you're out in the Italian countryside with your bestest, wealthy car collector buddy and he lets you behind the wheel of a $600,000 Mercedes McLaren SLR. Of course, being a douche, you'll find it necessary to take a shot of yourself in front of said SLR posing in your most douche-like stance after you've just wrecked it into a pile of bricks. Yes, you are that guy. Seeing as this bright young chap's "after" picture is readily photoshoppable, we believe it's time to create a legend out of this d-bag — this — "SLR Guy."

neon4891
neon4891 SuperDork
1/8/09 10:31 p.m.

What the berkeley is that, rip(?) in the hood??!!!

Luke
Luke Dork
1/8/09 10:53 p.m.

That is just so perfect. SLR Guy epitomizes douchebaggery. The stupid hat, the glasses, the pursing of the lips, the self-taken photo of his douche-y head in front of the expensive supercar he just trashed, etc.

Twin_Cam
Twin_Cam Dork
1/8/09 11:39 p.m.

Things like this make me homicidal...

byron12
byron12 New Reader
1/9/09 12:31 a.m.

typical douche....

Duke
Duke Dork
1/9/09 4:52 a.m.

It looks like there's a number panel on the door - probably an event of some sort?

aussiesmg
aussiesmg HalfDork
1/9/09 5:37 a.m.

The douche bag rally?

GameboyRMH
GameboyRMH GRM+ Memberand SuperDork
1/9/09 6:26 a.m.
aussiesmg wrote: The douche bag rally?

Could be, but I don't see any of the number stickers on his vehicle

edit: oh wait, you can see it just to the right of his head.

Stupid rich people + the vehicles they can afford = 1 dead supercar + n dead people

John Brown
John Brown GRM+ Memberand SuperDork
1/9/09 6:36 a.m.

John Brown
John Brown GRM+ Memberand SuperDork
1/9/09 6:40 a.m.

captainzib
captainzib Reader
1/9/09 7:02 a.m.

SLR Jones and the Temple of Douche has me in tears. OMG, hahaha.

AngryCorvair
AngryCorvair GRM+ Memberand Dork
1/9/09 7:09 a.m.

John Brown is today's winner.

petegossett
petegossett GRM+ Memberand Dork
1/9/09 7:12 a.m.

So, would he be an example of a "flat biller"??? Or just a douche?

John Brown
John Brown GRM+ Memberand SuperDork
1/9/09 7:41 a.m.

I can not take credit for them, they were on jalopnik as well

mistanfo
mistanfo Dork
1/9/09 7:59 a.m.

I wonder if the original picture isn't photochopped.

dyintorace
dyintorace GRM+ Memberand HalfDork
1/9/09 8:08 a.m.
mistanfo wrote: I wonder if the original picture isn't photochopped.

Supposedly not, per Jalopnik. If you click through to this link, you'll see some other hilarious chopped versions though. Jalopnik turned it into a contest.

SLR guy photoshop contest results

Black Stig
Black Stig Reader
1/9/09 11:52 a.m.

With the ease of chopping, you have to wonder if the guy really is a part of the original picture in the first place . . .

neon4891
neon4891 SuperDork
1/9/09 12:01 p.m.
Black Stig wrote: With the ease of chopping, you have to wonder if the guy really is a part of the original picture in the first place . . .

If you know your way around photo shop, you can find signs of being worked over

edit it looks original, pixilation and levels are too clean, and the reflection in his glasses looks ligitimate given the suroundings

GameboyRMH
GameboyRMH GRM+ Memberand SuperDork
1/9/09 12:08 p.m.
petegossett wrote: So, would he be an example of a "flat biller"??? Or just a douche?

Excellent question pete!

While he does have a flat-bill hat, sunglasses and a douchebag demeanor, and did cause a massive wreck, he is not a flatbiller. Consider:

  • He has no clearly visible tattoos, piercings or goatee - flatbillers must have at least one of these, ideally 2 or 3.

  • Flatbillers wouldn't be caught dead in a "sissy on-road vehicle" as they aren't "extreme" enough.

  • Flatbillers wouldn't be caught dead in Europe.

So he is basically a regular douchebag.

petegossett
petegossett GRM+ Memberand Dork
1/9/09 1:29 p.m.

Oh, thanks for clearing that up for me.

byron12
byron12 New Reader
1/9/09 2:24 p.m.

He does have a designer flat billed hat maybe he is just posing as a flat-biller.

maroon92
maroon92 SuperDork
1/9/09 2:32 p.m.

Dakine is designer?

Jensenman
Jensenman SuperDork
1/9/09 3:20 p.m.

If you are trying to look like a 'sports enthusiast', I guess it could be.

fiat22turbo
fiat22turbo GRM+ Memberand SuperDork
1/9/09 3:58 p.m.

Well, it isn't your typical generic type of hat and the fact that the inside of the bill and the hat has more "styling" than the outside indicates that it is trying....

SupraWes
SupraWes Dork
1/9/09 4:11 p.m.

Is that Nick Hogan?

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