I always wanted to be in the oil business

seems this could be a short cut to a very pleasant retirement I'm sure this is on the up and up since it doesn't involve any Nigerian princes

Contact Me For a Proposal01/24/13 05:04 AMLess info"ENGR. RICHARD MORGAN"

FOR YOUR PERUSAL,

This is Engineer RICHARD MORGAN a petrochemical/oil exploration engineer with the Syrian Petroleum Company located in Damascus. I need your mutual assistance to investing some reasonable sums of funds in your country. Can you assist me and two other engineers to "REINVEST" some funds raised from sale of crude oil in your country? Get back to me for more details if you can. Following of the civil war situation in Syria, we have successfully moved the funds to a peaceful location for investments. We only need a dedicated, serious, committed and transparent investor. if you have all the qualities as stated herein, reach me immediately for comprehensive break down of the project.

Waiting for your response.

ENGR. RICHARD MORGAN SYRIAN PETROLEUM COMPANY DAMASCUS

Hmmm, I'm an out of work engineer, think they need any employees?

Sounds legit to me, and I already own several well-known bridges.

venny@southseas-int.com ... this was the return address good luck

1988RedT2 wrote: Sounds legit to me, and I already own several well-known bridges.

has the income stream from the tolls worked out for you ? or is the upkeep eating all the profits ?

I am in the oil business, a consumer counts right

wbjones wrote:

1988RedT2 wrote: Sounds legit to me, and I already own several well-known bridges.

has the income stream from the tolls worked out for you ? or is the upkeep eating all the profits ?

No tolls. Trolls. They live under the bridge and eat anyone that tries to cross the bridge. For this privilege, they pay me a small stipend.