I am an Ultradork!

I am an ultradork.

Stop.

That Idiot Who Can't Spell is a newbie, that other personality is the big dork.

Is that better? It is closer to my old one

Not sure it has the same ring as 96DXCivic

Congratulations! Send Celebration Scotch forthwith.

You can't actually see me saying congratulations to you, so let me describe it in vivid detail.

My tongue is hanging out of my mouth because the one side of my face is numb. I see that you're an ultradork, and I immediately say CONGRATULATIONS!!. Of course the CON made me chomp down on my tongue, at which time I let out a part shriek/part yelp as I stood up, banging my knees against the desk.

Now I'm really pissed off at you. Take your Ultradork and shove it.

Not funny?

Sorry

Knew it all along

TRoglodyte wrote: Congratulations! Send Celebration Scotch forthwith.

Way OT!! Talked to my mother who said whe spent the afternoon cleaning out a closet. Found two bottles of scotch, must have been my Grandfather's (died in 1978)

What'd ya do with 'em?

Oh, I just poured them out; does it go bad?

OK, back to Dorkiness.

914Driver wrote:

TRoglodyte wrote: Congratulations! Send Celebration Scotch forthwith.

Way OT!! Talked to my mother who said whe spent the afternoon cleaning out a closet. Found two bottles of scotch, must have been my Grandfather's (died in 1978) What'd ya do with 'em? Oh, I just poured them out; does it go bad? OK, back to Dorkiness.

Not that I'm a scotch drinker (I prefer my rye, thank you very much, and not in bread form), but OUCH!

And congrats to a poor speller on becoming an ultradork.

I'm a Master Debater...

Congrats Dork.

Just used the HL thread to make the step up to SuperDork.

Now just padding it.

Wait, this is something new?