I am getting old.....be careful on those piano stools

This picture appeared in a K&N Filter advertisement in the latest Car & Driver magazine - my first thought was; "she had better be careful standing on a rotating piano stool with those clunky boots".

What happened to me?

You were looking at all the wrong assets....

She's a Jersey girl. She's gotta be tough.

What piano stool?

Don't worry she looks well-padded

Well, there was the blonde who fell off the barstool but wasn't hurt.

Her false eyelashes broke the fall.

I always wonder who works on cars wearing stuff like that.

Don't worry, I will catch her

2 front hooks for g spot

Well obviously you did look more at her than you thought. That's not a rotating piano stool.

Now check your pants. Are you sure you're still male or could your wife have possibly removed your organs while you slept? They do that you know. A lot more often than you might think.