I built a HF tool box and it nearly severed my fingers so I started a metal band.

I've decided that I play lead angle grinder. The band is looking for a solid base impact gun player, preferably pneumatic. 

This work is the vinyl equivalent of sketching something into the desk in your math class, and I can clean it up, but there is something that I like about how crude it is. Sort of 80's punk/metal. 

In reply to mazdeuce - Seth :

Perfect!

mazdeuce - Seth said:

This work is the vinyl equivalent of sketching something into the desk in your math class, and I can clean it up, but there is something that I like about how crude it is. Sort of 80's punk/metal. 

Dude that's so epic I can't even! 

In reply to Javelin :

Send me a message with your address in it and I'll send you a half dozen. 

Black on a gray shirt would look awesome. 

bluej said:

ultraclyde said:

Dont forget the tear-jerking ballad "Dirt In My Eyes" and the lament of lost love "I Just HAD that berkeleying Tool!"

This is a metal band. The song title is "Rusty Cornea".

I thought he was the lead singer.

I'm available for bass impact auditions but the commute will be hell.

I'd buy one of those Danger Box shirts. They're my favorite garage band.

I'm pretty good with a 23oz framing thumb smasher if you're looking. Not too shabby with the torque clicker either.

ultraclyde said:

bluej said:

ultraclyde said:

Dont forget the tear-jerking ballad "Dirt In My Eyes" and the lament of lost love "I Just HAD that berkeleying Tool!"

This is a metal band. The song title is "Rusty Cornea".

I thought he was the lead singer.

I'm available for bass impact auditions but the commute will be hell.

I'd buy one of those Danger Box shirts. They're my favorite garage band.

Have you heard the collaboration Danger Box did with Interstellar Sledgehammer?

Sent you an email Jav, let me know if it made it through the ether.

Javelin said:

ultraclyde said:

bluej said:

ultraclyde said:

Dont forget the tear-jerking ballad "Dirt In My Eyes" and the lament of lost love "I Just HAD that berkeleying Tool!"

This is a metal band. The song title is "Rusty Cornea".

I thought he was the lead singer.

I'm available for bass impact auditions but the commute will be hell.

I'd buy one of those Danger Box shirts. They're my favorite garage band.

Have you heard the collaboration Danger Box did with Interstellar Sledgehammer?

Interdanger Hammerbox? Havent picked it up yet.

mazdeuce - Seth said:

Sent you an email Jav, let me know if it made it through the ether.

Received and replied!

The box in question right before the incident...

This is one of the alltime awesomest threads on this whole damn board and this while I am still *deeply* enthralled with mke's Frankenferrari thread. 

More hawt tracks:

I ain't Got Time to Bleed

The Creeper

Droplight In the Dark

Smoke out the Wires

Manifold Leak

Am starting to think the metal band I was in in the 80's mighta made money if we'd had a lead angle grinder. And a bass impact wrench player. 

[Plant]

Under pressure. Don’t pull that hose! Under pressure! There’s fuel in that hose. Berkeley there’s gas in my eyeeaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Eyeeeeeaaaaaaaaa! 

[/Plant]

I lived that E36M3. ;-)

Wrong genre, but I'd like to see an album titled "Straight Outta Berkeley"

Kiss had the power ballad, "Beth"

Danger Box will have the power ballad "Amy" 

So in concert are you going to bite the cap off a bottle of brake fluid and then throw it into the audience?

Locost high price

B side: megasquirt (a bit on the nose, but to the uninitiated...)

Lost.bootleg from their time in the village

In the mail!

Javelin said:

mazdeuce - Seth said:

This work is the vinyl equivalent of sketching something into the desk in your math class, and I can clean it up, but there is something that I like about how crude it is. Sort of 80's punk/metal. 

Dude that's so epic I can't even! 

That's so awesome! Would love to see one of the wrench closed ends have a crude pentagon shape 

A few more track titles:

• Running (like a champ)
• Gasoline fumes
• Source unknown
• Drops on the roadway
• High on gas
• Saturday repairs
• Borrowed implements (rust in my eye)
• Mobile once more
• Burst line
• Burnt out shell

Bonus tracks:

• Insurance payout
• Challenge wreck buyback (GRM special edition album)

ultraclyde said:

Javelin said:

ultraclyde said:

bluej said:

ultraclyde said:

Dont forget the tear-jerking ballad "Dirt In My Eyes" and the lament of lost love "I Just HAD that berkeleying Tool!"

This is a metal band. The song title is "Rusty Cornea".

I thought he was the lead singer.

I'm available for bass impact auditions but the commute will be hell.

I'd buy one of those Danger Box shirts. They're my favorite garage band.

Have you heard the collaboration Danger Box did with Interstellar Sledgehammer?

Interdanger Hammerbox? Havent picked it up yet.

Integer Sledgebox?

Ode to my Alfa

Green steam geyser face

Mustang muffler bearings

Sidewall shrapnel scars

Floor jack, no stands

EDM group The Terminator 'Stang's hot new hit "Crowd Control"

looks like you mailed some, am i too late to the party to buy one?  this would be great for my work box.

In reply to 79rex :

Javelin owns the intellectual property on these so he's the one to send a message to. I cut them a size to fit in a standard envelope so cutting and mailing costs me less than $1, I'll send them to whoever wants them as long as it's cool with Jav.