Apparently there is now a Tiger Woods sex tape being shopped around. I officially call dibs on the following titles.
Tigers Tail,
Hole in One on the Back Nine,
The Caddie's Ballwasher,
Dimpled Balls,
Two Strokes Behind,
Mowing the Rough,
US Open Thighs,
and
"I Opened My Face Too Much and Shanked it Into a Bush"
Carry on
jg
how to blow women, cash and your career in 33 easy lessons.
Stroker Ace II
The Billion Dollar Shaft
Hookers, Tiger and Sluts, OH MY!
Mein Whores
The Ride-her Cup
Swinging your wood in a four some?
Lesley
SuperDork
1/6/10 10:04 p.m.
Holy hell... has anyone seen his Vanity Fair cover?
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/discussion/2010/01/05/DI2010010504150.html
One mulligan per side - Splittin' the fairway - Masster's Champ - Cat's Meow - Driving for show and pumping for dough
Luke
SuperDork
1/6/10 10:49 p.m.
Interlocking Grip, and other techniques
On par with the sweet-spot
John Brown wrote:
18 women just a Callaway
FTW.
18 and swingin
shagging balls
shanking my wedge
out of the rough and into the wet
bogey in the bunker
18 holes, only 1 shaft
…oh yeah, and happy scrappy hero pup
4cylndrfury wrote:
…oh yeah, and happy scrappy hero pup
Perfect! That is exactly what I thought of when I read JG's post.
I know one place Tiger will shy away from...
The Cadillac Club.
EricM
Dork
1/7/10 10:03 a.m.
All that is missing is a mountain of Cocain.
EricM wrote:
All that is missing is a mountain of Cocain.
Did someone say COCAINE?!?
ggggggggggg YYYEEEAAAGHHHHHHH!!!
Dr. Rockzo TFMFW!!!!!!!!!!!!
Or, "Put the boots to him, medium-style"