JG Pasterjak
JG Pasterjak Production/Art Director
1/6/10 7:39 p.m.

Apparently there is now a Tiger Woods sex tape being shopped around. I officially call dibs on the following titles.

Tigers Tail, Hole in One on the Back Nine, The Caddie's Ballwasher, Dimpled Balls, Two Strokes Behind, Mowing the Rough, US Open Thighs,

and

"I Opened My Face Too Much and Shanked it Into a Bush"

Carry on

jg

Woody
Woody GRM+ Memberand SuperDork
1/6/10 7:40 p.m.

The Nineteenth Hole

aussiesmg
aussiesmg SuperDork
1/6/10 7:42 p.m.

how to blow women, cash and your career in 33 easy lessons.

Stroker Ace II

John Brown
John Brown GRM+ Memberand SuperDork
1/6/10 9:26 p.m.

Practicing my putz

18 women just a Callaway

I haz ballz

Elin who?

JFX001
JFX001 Dork
1/6/10 9:35 p.m.

The Billion Dollar Shaft

Hookers, Tiger and Sluts, OH MY!

Mein Whores

The Ride-her Cup

There are those who call me...Ross.
There are those who call me...Ross. HalfDork
1/6/10 10:00 p.m.

Swinging your wood in a four some?

Lesley
Lesley SuperDork
1/6/10 10:04 p.m.

Holy hell... has anyone seen his Vanity Fair cover?

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/discussion/2010/01/05/DI2010010504150.html

abumason
abumason New Reader
1/6/10 10:26 p.m.

One mulligan per side - Splittin' the fairway - Masster's Champ - Cat's Meow - Driving for show and pumping for dough

Luke
Luke SuperDork
1/6/10 10:49 p.m.

Interlocking Grip, and other techniques

On par with the sweet-spot

John Brown wrote: 18 women just a Callaway

FTW.

4cylndrfury
4cylndrfury Dork
1/7/10 6:58 a.m.

18 and swingin
shagging balls
shanking my wedge
out of the rough and into the wet
bogey in the bunker
18 holes, only 1 shaft

…oh yeah, and happy scrappy hero pup

TJ
TJ Dork
1/7/10 7:25 a.m.
4cylndrfury wrote: …oh yeah, and happy scrappy hero pup

Perfect! That is exactly what I thought of when I read JG's post.

John Brown
John Brown GRM+ Memberand SuperDork
1/7/10 7:26 a.m.

I know one place Tiger will shy away from...

The Cadillac Club.

Woody
Woody GRM+ Memberand SuperDork
1/7/10 9:32 a.m.

berkeleying Slice

EricM
EricM Dork
1/7/10 10:03 a.m.

All that is missing is a mountain of Cocain.

ReverendDexter
ReverendDexter Dork
1/7/10 2:19 p.m.
EricM wrote: All that is missing is a mountain of Cocain.

Did someone say COCAINE?!?

sobe_death
sobe_death New Reader
1/7/10 4:50 p.m.

ggggggggggg YYYEEEAAAGHHHHHHH!!!

neon4891
neon4891 SuperDork
1/7/10 4:55 p.m.

Dr. Rockzo TFMFW!!!!!!!!!!!!

Or, "Put the boots to him, medium-style"

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