I feel that my wife is cheating

I am sorry to hear about your wife.  I might be able help you.

I have been requested by the Nigerian National Petroleum Company to contact you for assistance in resolving a matter. The Nigerian National Petroleum Company has recently concluded a large number of contracts for oil exploration in the sub-Sahara region. The contracts have immediately produced moneys equaling US$40,000,000. The Nigerian National Petroleum Company is desirous of oil exploration in other parts of the world, however, because of certain regulations of the Nigerian Government, it is unable to move these funds to another region.

You assistance is requested as a non-Nigerian citizen to assist the Nigerian National Petroleum Company, and also the Central Bank of Nigeria, in moving these funds out of Nigeria. If the funds can be transferred to your name, in your United States account, then you can forward the funds as directed by the Nigerian National Petroleum Company. In exchange for your accommodating services, the Nigerian National Petroleum Company would agree to allow you to retain 10%, or US$4 million of this amount.

However, to be a legitimate transferee of these moneys according to Nigerian law, you must presently be a depositor of at least US$100,000 in a Nigerian bank which is regulated by the Central Bank of Nigeria.

If it will be possible for you to assist us, we would be most grateful. We suggest that you meet with us in person in Lagos, and that during your visit I introduce you to the representatives of the Nigerian National Petroleum Company, as well as with certain officials of the Central Bank of Nigeria.

Please call me at your earliest convenience at XXX_XXX_XXX. Time is of the essence in this matter; very quickly the Nigerian Government will realize that the Central Bank is maintaining this amount on deposit, and attempt to levy certain depository taxes on it.

In reply to Type Q :

Winner! 

/thread

Gimme 3 steps

Gimme 3 steps, mister...

OP has fraternal twin named DickinaBox?

Colt 45 and two zig-zags,

baby that's all we need...

Song (NSFW)

afroman FTW

I almost the whole thing in here. 

This one time I pulled out a crank spanner and the wife walked by smiling. Now I have a compact car named Argo. My question is, who married the dog to the cat?

get back on the phone, I have a look at the moment.  to the right to be a good time to time.  the same way as the other day, I have a look forward to seeing you.

sorry, I have a look.

This is easily the best thread in a long time!

I don’t think I’m going back and then I’ll pry just fine you. Hey what are y’all going on with the truck today so I’m going on ya right side tire and I’ll be right there 

AngryCorvair said:

afroman FTW

I saw him in concert once. He walked out on stage, lit three joints at once, and passed them to the audience. I'd never seen anything like it. And no, pot's not legal here.

Google autocomplete is dark.

NoMini said:

...because there are no bones in ice cream.

You haven't tried mine.

I have no idea what that means I have to be a little more than a hellcat and I am not a fan of the game and I am not sure if my beard is a good idea for me to do it in the same way a few times a week or so. 

dculberson said:

AngryCorvair said:

afroman FTW

I saw him in concert once. He walked out on stage, lit three joints at once, and passed them to the audience. I'd never seen anything like it. And no, pot's not legal here.

Yeah, heard much the same thing from the Dancer about when she saw him in concert a ways back (before we met).

The tooth thing was so fun and it came out to like a nice little boy. I don't want a big one to be here. And breakfast is the only thing I have some good luck to get. The evacuation zone was not available to anyone who had any injuries.

We have been an awesome year. I’m not gonna cry like all the right things to say. The one I was gonna I wanna I like it was a good day and a good night and I got to see you. 

現在棕色的牛怎麼在樹林裡屎。現在棕色的牛怎麼在樹林裡屎。

現在棕色的牛怎麼在樹林裡屎。

In reply to ThurdFerguson :

Shouldn't there be a brown chicken in there somewhere to go with that brown cow?

On a road in Toledo, across from the depot I was cruising in my old heap. It wasn't good lookin' But I was sure bookin' And anyway I got it dirt cheap. Me and my old lady Were cruising 'bout 80 When the car really started to roar Round the curve we were turnin', and something was burnin' But I shoved that old gas pedal down to the floor

In the mirror I saw something cruise down the highway I thought how it looked out of place It was my tire, going like fire I had a strange look on my face I really don't know but, it looked like a donut For a minute I thought I was dead I started crying, I thought we were dying I looked out the windshield and said

You picked a fine time to leave me, loose wheel With four old bald tires, you were such a good deal I've had some clunkers, some really bad junkers But you were just a great steal You picked a fine time to leave me, loose wheel

After the collision, I made a decision I thought how I'd lived through it all In the glow of the headlights, I checked out the damage You really couldn't see much at all I started thinking, I'm glad I'm not drinking And these words came back time after time

You picked a fine time to leave me, loose wheel With 4 old bald tires, you were such a good deal I've had some clunkers, some really bad junkers But you were just a great steal You picked a fine time to leave me, loose wheel

Dear CatinBox,

First of all, I'm very sorry to hear of your marital issues.  If you are sure of your suspicions and want to win your wife back, follow the directions below from noted relationship therapist Bill Danoff:

Gonna find my baby, gonna hold her tight
Gonna grab some afternoon delight
My motto's always been 'when it's right, it's right'
Why wait until the middle of a cold dark night?
When everything's a little clearer in the light of day
And we know the night is always gonna be there any way

Thinkin' of you's workin' up my appetite
Looking forward to a little afternoon delight
Rubbin' sticks and stones together makes the sparks ingite
And the thought of lovin' you is getting so exciting
Sky rockets in flight
Afternoon delight
Afternoon delight
Afternoon delight

Started out this morning feeling so polite
I always though a fish could not be caught who wouldn't bite
But you've got some bait a waitin' and I think I might try nibbling
A little afternoon delight
Sky rockets in flight
Afternoon delight
Afternoon delight
Afternoon delight

Please be waiting for me, baby, when I come around
We could make a lot of lovin' 'for the sun goes down

Thinkin' of you's workin' up my appetite
Looking forward to a little afternoon delight
Rubbin' sticks and stones together makes the sparks ingite
And the thought of lovin' you is getting so exciting
Sky rockets in flight
Afternoon delight
Afternoon delight
Afternoon delight

Afternoon delight!

Also, which one of you clowns got bored and started this E36 M3?

ThurdFerguson said:

現在棕色的牛怎麼在樹林裡屎。現在棕色的牛怎麼在樹林裡屎。

 

現在棕色的牛怎麼在樹林裡屎。

Hogyan most, barna marha?

nderwater said:

Google autocomplete is dark.

That reminds me of the Pregnart video