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While approving website comments, I found this gem of spam surrealism - here it is with the links removed.

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Google translate is cool.

You want to hear some real far out stuff, listen to Sturgill Simpson.  Turtles in space and such.

ThurdFerguson said:

Google translate is cool.

 

You want to hear some real far out stuff, listen to Sturgill Simpson.  Turtles in space and such.

 

 

Where reptile aliens made of light cut you open and pull out all your pain 

Jerry From LA said:

Also, which one of you clowns got bored and started this E36 M3?

Huckleberry snorkelwhacker has been awful quiet lately, this smells like him

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Deleted the first spammer in this thread. Looks like Catinbox was just setting the scene for some private investigators lol.

I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines 

Wally said:

I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines 

WOLVERINES!!!!

In reply to Hungary Bill :

"All that hate's gonna burn you up."

"Nah, it just keeps me warm."

I was thinking like a baby go buy an automatic transmission.  I  don't know where this kid gets it.

Guy gets up early to go fishing.   Hooks up the boat trailer getting ready to leave but after listening to the weather he realizes that the day is going to be cold, wet and horrible.   So he puts the boat up and decides to go back to bed.  He notes a guy sitting in a car a few houses down but doesn't think much of it.  He crawls back into the warm bed sans pajamas, nudges his wife, he's  ready for action.   She says, I'm glad you are here, can you believe my husband went fishing in this weather?

When they Zom-bie a thread, from 2 years in the past, that's a canoe!

Sometimes you have to take the bull by the tail and look him in the eye.

travellering said:

When they Zom-bie a thread, from 2 years in the past, that's a canoe!

This isn't just a canoe thread . . . it's THE canoe thread.  This baby is an All Star.

How did I miss this? 

Zombie canoe race schedule to follow.

Stock they start out up to 102 horsepower less or even greater loss if you wind up with a 305. Power wise the 454 put out 230 horsepower. SAE net. Compared to 262 DIN net 299 Euro spec. 314 for the 6.0 ( multiply times 1.00139 for SAE numbers). Yes a newer LS starts out at 330 SAE net and can be 100 pounds lighter. But about the same time Jaguar stopped making the V12. 

What's wrong with you people!  It's pretty clear the FIA has no idea what it is doing and is just listening to "big money".

Ooooooo..... Private Investigators.   C'ya

I am so glad this zombie came back to life.  There is gold in this thread.  

yupididit said:

Stock they start out up to 102 horsepower less or even greater loss if you wind up with a 305. Power wise the 454 put out 230 horsepower. SAE net. Compared to 262 DIN net 299 Euro spec. 314 for the 6.0 ( multiply times 1.00139 for SAE numbers). Yes a newer LS starts out at 330 SAE net and can be 100 pounds lighter. But about the same time Jaguar stopped making the V12. 

Awesome. I wish I could give you more than one up-vote. Only thing: shouldn't this be 10 pages?

Streetwiseguy said:

I am so glad this zombie came back to life.  There is gold in this thread.  

No, no.  It's Silver Threads and Golden Needles.

Floating Doc (Forum Supporter) said:

yupididit said:

Stock they start out up to 102 horsepower less or even greater loss if you wind up with a 305. Power wise the 454 put out 230 horsepower. SAE net. Compared to 262 DIN net 299 Euro spec. 314 for the 6.0 ( multiply times 1.00139 for SAE numbers). Yes a newer LS starts out at 330 SAE net and can be 100 pounds lighter. But about the same time Jaguar stopped making the V12. 

Awesome. I wish I could give you more than one up-vote. Only thing: shouldn't this be 10 pages?

Just wanted to give just a taste of my skills

yupididit said:

Floating Doc (Forum Supporter) said:

yupididit said:

Stock they start out up to 102 horsepower less or even greater loss if you wind up with a 305. Power wise the 454 put out 230 horsepower. SAE net. Compared to 262 DIN net 299 Euro spec. 314 for the 6.0 ( multiply times 1.00139 for SAE numbers). Yes a newer LS starts out at 330 SAE net and can be 100 pounds lighter. But about the same time Jaguar stopped making the V12. 

Awesome. I wish I could give you more than one up-vote. Only thing: shouldn't this be 10 pages?

 

Just wanted to give just a taste of my skills

The only issue I have is that you didn't quote anything...

chandler said:

yupididit said:

Floating Doc (Forum Supporter) said:

yupididit said:

Stock they start out up to 102 horsepower less or even greater loss if you wind up with a 305. Power wise the 454 put out 230 horsepower. SAE net. Compared to 262 DIN net 299 Euro spec. 314 for the 6.0 ( multiply times 1.00139 for SAE numbers). Yes a newer LS starts out at 330 SAE net and can be 100 pounds lighter. But about the same time Jaguar stopped making the V12. 

Awesome. I wish I could give you more than one up-vote. Only thing: shouldn't this be 10 pages?

 

Just wanted to give just a taste of my skills

The only issue I have is that you didn't quote anything...

Hey, remember those couple of times we tried to use quotes of quotes to break the internet?