Had no idea when I jokingly said hot rod flames that an Asian lady that spoke no English could do something so cool.
Had no idea when I jokingly said hot rod flames that an Asian lady that spoke no English could do something so cool.
Toe tattoos? Are they piggies?
In reply to mndsm:
Yes they are.
Yes alcohol was involved but secretly they're my favorite. Kinda keeps me in touch with my inner child.
I'm kind of uncomfortable right now.
It doesn't help that I'm using the forum on my laptop instead of phone so the pics are even bigger than real life.
The flames are cool, I'll agree there!
In reply to dculberson:
Does it help that I'm in my mid 40s and a hot 28 year old asked me to go get a pedicure with her paying? Yea so not gonna say no to that. Hell I even drank a glass of wine but they did say I could bring in my own whiskey next time.
Oh, the pedicure isn't making me uncomfortable. It's looking at blown up pictures of man feet of my laptop that's doing it. ;-)
(and yes, it was a joke, I'm not really uncomfortable.)
If Rex Ryan wasn't a grm forum member, he's sure to be if he sees this
Stampie wrote: In reply to dculberson: Does it help that I'm in my mid 40s and a hot 28 year old asked me to go get a pedicure with her paying? Yea so not gonna say no to that. Hell I even drank a glass of wine but they did say I could bring in my own whiskey next time.
Absolutely nothing wrong with that. My ex-wife took me to get a pedicures before.........it's a damn nice little treat.
If my wife sees this I am screwed.
"But your other GRM friends did it"
No ..... just no. This is getting close to Man Card revocation guidelines. 
Guys this is one of those trick questions. If you say no you run the risk of offending them but saying yes could also lower there opinion of your "manlyness" (not sure that is a word).
Being asked to go get a pedicure is like being asked if a dress makes her but look big. There is no correct answer.
z31maniac wrote:Stampie wrote: In reply to dculberson: Does it help that I'm in my mid 40s and a hot 28 year old asked me to go get a pedicure with her paying? Yea so not gonna say no to that. Hell I even drank a glass of wine but they did say I could bring in my own whiskey next time.Absolutely nothing wrong with that. My ex-wife took me to get a pedicures before.........it's a damn nice little treat.
Before or after she was your X ?
dculberson wrote: Oh, the pedicure isn't making me uncomfortable. It's looking at blown up pictures of man feet of my laptop that's doing it. ;-) (and yes, it was a joke, I'm not *really* uncomfortable.)
I find myself oddly aroused right now.
/Private Ryan
I am not going to lie.... I love my pedi's.
My wife makes me get my claws pedicured somewhat regularly, I've come to enjoy it.
I fixed a table for a salon once and as a thank you they gave me a manicure, complete with a hot wax dip. (They put lotion all over your hands then immerse them in hot wax and then you pull them out and sit for a while so the lotion soaks in.) It was nice and all, but my wife loved it. My hands were so soft compared to their usual scratchy "does stuff with his hands" selves. I would do it again as a treat for her if I knew of a good place to have it done... the salon that did it the one and only time is no longer there. Hmm, her birthday is coming up, maybe I should get a couples spa day. ;-)
Have had it done when I was stationed in Korea many times and was great until they took a knife to the cuticles, then I became a pansy real quick.
My wife is right- I REALLY need to spend less time on this site!
In reply to Huckleberry:
Stampie wrote: In reply to dculberson: Does it help that I'm in my mid 40s and a hot 28 year old asked me to go get a pedicure with her paying? Yea so not gonna say no to that. Hell I even drank a glass of wine but they did say I could bring in my own whiskey next time.
Not really. Just sounds a little more pathetic.
Stampie wrote: In reply to mndsm: Yes they are.
Nice, my buddy has a camel on his big toe. Think we can all figure that one out...
In reply to Furious_E:
I might steal that for my other big toe. Nm. Just tried to think of how to explain that to a 9 year old. Maybe when he's older.
Stampie wrote: In reply to dculberson: Does it help that I'm in my mid 40s and a hot 28 year old asked me to go get a pedicure with her paying? Yea so not gonna say no to that. Hell I even drank a glass of wine but they did say I could bring in my own whiskey next time.
Normally, I'd be with Dean on this one, but this is literally the only explanation that avoids mandatory man card revocation.
In reply to kazoospec:
Thank you. It really was about the only thing that would have gotten me into the situation.
Stampie wrote: Maybe when he's older.
Careful, or you'll be getting "Grandpa, why do you have..." questions shortly after that.
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