I Has a Situation...Maybe You Can Help

In reply to Mike:

Way to kill an overly long thread man.

In reply to spitfirebill:

It is a justifiable thread homicide if I've ever seen one.

In reply to Giant Purple Snorklewacker:

I would like for you to be my life coach, when can you start?

I don't know what happened in the previous four pages, but this fifth page delivers.

Giant Purple Snorklewacker wrote:

Zomby Woof wrote: Like usual, you guys are nuts. Tell her to come over because you need to talk. Ask her if it's her's, and what it is (if you really must know), then give it back to her. Seems pretty simple to me.

Where is the fun in that. Even if it's laxative it would be more fun to snort it off a hooker's ass.

Where is the question mark in that? Seriously, what's not more fun when a hooker's ass is involved?

Zomby Woof wrote:

Giant Purple Snorklewacker wrote:

Zomby Woof wrote: Like usual, you guys are nuts. Tell her to come over because you need to talk. Ask her if it's her's, and what it is (if you really must know), then give it back to her. Seems pretty simple to me.

Where is the fun in that. Even if it's laxative it would be more fun to snort it off a hooker's ass.

Where is the question mark in that? Seriously, what's not more fun when a hooker's ass is involved?

Not if she's the one who snorted the colon blow.

bravenrace wrote: - I don't have a good relationship with my sister. We talk, but barely. I don't have any reason to think this substance is illegal, but I also haven't known her than well for the past 20 years or so, so who knows.

I can empathize and respect that you would want to think well of her. But let us face facts: There ain't nothin' that looks like a white powder that anybody would store in a baggie in a glovebox that is legal. That isn't her emergency powdered sugar stash for when Krispy Kreme shorts her on her raspberry donuts.

Knurled wrote:

bravenrace wrote: - I don't have a good relationship with my sister. We talk, but barely. I don't have any reason to think this substance is illegal, but I also haven't known her than well for the past 20 years or so, so who knows.

I can empathize and respect that you would want to think well of her. But let us face facts: There ain't nothin' that looks like a white powder that anybody would store in a baggie in a glovebox that is legal. That isn't her emergency powdered sugar stash for when Krispy Kreme shorts her on her raspberry donuts.

Actually, there is, and I gave an example of personally doing so in the past.

Knurled wrote:

bravenrace wrote: - I don't have a good relationship with my sister. We talk, but barely. I don't have any reason to think this substance is illegal, but I also haven't known her than well for the past 20 years or so, so who knows.

I can empathize and respect that you would want to think well of her. But let us face facts: There ain't nothin' that looks like a white powder that anybody would store in a baggie in a glovebox that is legal. That isn't her emergency powdered sugar stash for when Krispy Kreme shorts her on her raspberry donuts.

is it bad that the big glass container of powdered sugar in my kitchen, out in the open on a shelf, is labeled "BLOW"?

tuna55 wrote: and seriously quit putting unknown E36 M3 in your mouth

That reminds me. I shouldn't have eaten that half opened container of gravy I found in the parking lot.

Is your sister a bodybuilder?

I am and a lot of the supplements I take are sold as a white powder; creatine, some protein powders, pre workouts...

Zomby Woof wrote:

Giant Purple Snorklewacker wrote:

Zomby Woof wrote: Like usual, you guys are nuts. Tell her to come over because you need to talk. Ask her if it's her's, and what it is (if you really must know), then give it back to her. Seems pretty simple to me.

Where is the fun in that. Even if it's laxative it would be more fun to snort it off a hooker's ass.

Where is the question mark in that? Seriously, what's not more fun when a hooker's ass is involved?

Herpes

mndsm wrote:

Zomby Woof wrote:

Giant Purple Snorklewacker wrote:

Zomby Woof wrote: Like usual, you guys are nuts. Tell her to come over because you need to talk. Ask her if it's her's, and what it is (if you really must know), then give it back to her. Seems pretty simple to me.

Where is the fun in that. Even if it's laxative it would be more fun to snort it off a hooker's ass.

Where is the question mark in that? Seriously, what's not more fun when a hooker's ass is involved?

Herpes

I typed out that exact post but did not submit after some consideration. Acquiring/having herpes either way (you did not specify), is it really not more fun if hookers were involved?

Now I find myself wondering what percentage of hookers have been the basis of this particular party trick?

In reply to KyAllroad:

Probably a fairly small group. Most of the ones I've seen wandering the streets would only coke in crack form and if you had enough coke to play around with you would need to get a hooker.

bravenrace wrote: ...but your statement very much implied that it was my Dad's cocaine.

No, I'm the guy who's been saying let it go and quit trying to convince yourself that it is something nefarious like cocaine and is a mystery that must be solved.

Throw it away, physically and mentally.

Thanks guys. If nothing else I got a nice chuckle out of most of this page to start the day!

bwh998 wrote: Is your sister a bodybuilder? I am and a lot of the supplements I take are sold as a white powder; creatine, some protein powders, pre workouts...

That's exactly what I was thinking. I take creatine, and the other day I watched my buddy pull a baggy of some pre-workout stuff out and dump it in his water. It was a white powder.

iadr wrote: Live in an area of "beyond full" employment in the trades, where someone can drop out of high school and start making 6 figures, and the metro police find it just fine that the HA run the industry because they "police" the little guys, and you learn this stuff.

Whoa where is this? Alberta?

Zomby Woof wrote:

bwh998 wrote: Is your sister a bodybuilder? I am and a lot of the supplements I take are sold as a white powder; creatine, some protein powders, pre workouts...

That's exactly what I was thinking. I take creatine, and the other day I watched my buddy pull a baggy of some pre-workout stuff out and dump it in his water. It was a white powder.

I mentioned earlier that she is a serious hiker. Not a body builder though.

She's a hiker? It's not talcum powder is it?

In reply to Joe Gearin:

No smell. Does any type of talcum not smell?

Talcum doesn't smell much--- maybe a faint chalky odor. It is extremely smooth to the touch, and the particles are extremely fine. It's a lot like baby powder-- but there are different types for different uses.

I was a gymnast as a kid, and we used tons of it. It came in big bars that would break apart easily and crumble into a fine pure-white powder.

Yup, I've know some folks who do rock climbing/bouldering that have that with them a lot. Helps your hands grip better. Funny enough one of them labeled their bag that clips off his harness as "coke'

johndej wrote: Yup, I've know some folks who do rock climbing/bouldering that have that with them a lot. Helps your hands grip better. Funny enough one of them labeled their bag that clips off his harness as "coke'

He must've been one of those speed rock climbers. Like this guy.