I just threw up in my mouth a little bit...

...and I had to chew it to get it back down!

I ain't clickin' dat link!

So you can ruin/turn your Jeep into a show truck. Worthless for off-roading, cause you'd scratch the painted suspension or something.

Ok, I have a history here that I now realize could result in folks not clicking. I assure you it's nothing like this

It's a vehicular atrocity.

I am speechless.... well not really that is just useless.

This is something Billy the Exterminator would drive.

pete240z wrote: This is something Billy the Exterminator would drive.

Holy cow man, you just hit the nail on the head!

DrBoost wrote:

pete240z wrote: This is something Billy the Exterminator would drive.

Holy cow man, you just hit the nail on the head!

My daughter loves his show. Something about those bullet points on the side of the jeep. Reminds me of his wrist bands he wears.

The owner said they never put soap on the car. I put soap on my Accord and now I feel kinda bad about it.

See the questions? First one: "Are you gay?"

I don't see any pebble dings or mud on the inner fender. From a distance it looks like a hopped up golf cart tooling around a 55+ in Florida.

Somebody actually managed to make a Jeep dash look MORE plasticky. I'm impressed.

Texas plate. The rest of the car suddenly doesn't come as a surprise to me

What I read:

$70K, Monster Custom trailer queen

fasted58 wrote: What I read: $70K, Monster Custom trailer queen

^^^ This. They have turned an icon of the offroad world into nothing more than a shiny static display that will only be driven on carpet.

And $80k worth of work? Painted dash, woah that's about $15k worth of work right there...

I do like the doors though

$1, Bob.

Oh come on guys, admit it: that's the best mall-crawler you've ever seen.

why did you post that picture (not the jeep). It took me half an hour to regain my eyesight.

Fantasy Island, your new jeep is ready!

All that crap hung on it and it still has the huffin' and puffin' to move at highway speeds minivan motor.

What's with the whole exoskeleton thing?

moparman76_69 wrote: why did you post that picture (not the jeep). It took me half an hour to regain my eyesight.

dude, I have no idea. I was in a odd mood earlier, I'm terribly sorry for any lost lunches due to my misstep.

as an aside.. a pet peeve of mine is the phrase "just threw up in my mouth a little" I absolutely hate that term

I think I know what the JK means!

Different wheels and I'd run into some rocks with it.

In reply to PHeller:

I'd like to run some rocks into it.