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imirk
imirk New Reader
3/1/11 3:07 p.m.

I like my cars like I like my women:

Italian and high maintenance. German with junk in the trunk. with a nice throaty rumble. black and fast.

under 2000 pounds. English and hard to turn on. high mileage and fully depreciated.

Your turn!

1988RedT2
1988RedT2 Dork
3/1/11 3:09 p.m.

Cheap and easy!

NickF40
NickF40 GRM+ Memberand Reader
3/1/11 3:09 p.m.

oh god

92CelicaHalfTrac
92CelicaHalfTrac SuperDork
3/1/11 3:15 p.m.

Fast

hobiercr
hobiercr GRM+ Memberand Reader
3/1/11 3:18 p.m.

Loud and obnoxious

NickF40
NickF40 GRM+ Memberand Reader
3/1/11 3:21 p.m.

loud, stripped, obnoxious, low, fast.......

unk577
unk577 New Reader
3/1/11 3:21 p.m.

Small and loose

aircooled
aircooled SuperDork
3/1/11 3:21 p.m.

A nice pair of tata's is nice:

Some people like 911's.... you know... because they like it in the rear...

NickF40
NickF40 GRM+ Memberand Reader
3/1/11 3:23 p.m.

This thread is perfect, car related, but BORDERLINE sexual innuendos

92CelicaHalfTrac
92CelicaHalfTrac SuperDork
3/1/11 3:23 p.m.

Ermmmm.... stripped and gutted?

Wait... that doesn't work so well.

OOOO I KNOW I KNOW!!!!!!

CAGED!!!!

Conquest351
Conquest351 Reader
3/1/11 3:26 p.m.

Turbo cars are like hot women. A little edgy, every guy wants one, some guys can't handle them, and if you throw a little alcohol in them, they'll rock your world!

NickF40
NickF40 GRM+ Memberand Reader
3/1/11 3:27 p.m.

Beef Supreme- Perfection

imirk
imirk New Reader
3/1/11 3:29 p.m.
Conquest351 wrote: Turbo cars are like hot women. A little edgy, every guy wants one, some guys can't handle them, and if you throw a little alcohol in them, they'll rock your world!

They need to be well oiled before you run them hard?

SVreX
SVreX SuperDork
3/1/11 3:37 p.m.

Small, agile, curvy, and much more powerful than expected.

Doesn't mind being tossed into the corners, but can handle the straight away as well. (Did I say that out loud??)

joey48442
joey48442 SuperDork
3/1/11 3:41 p.m.

Broken and half disassembled? I don't get it.

Joey

dinger
dinger New Reader
3/1/11 3:43 p.m.

Light, nimble, responsive, and eager to please.

hobiercr
hobiercr GRM+ Memberand Reader
3/1/11 3:44 p.m.

But, now matter how hot she looks or how good she could be in the corners, someone, somewhere is tired of putting up with her ______ (insert quirky handling, constant breaking, expensive tires, etc. here)

NickF40
NickF40 GRM+ Memberand Reader
3/1/11 3:44 p.m.

^ hahaha

SVreX wrote: Small, agile, curvy, and much more powerful than expected. Doesn't mind being tossed into the corners, but can handle the straight away as well. (Did I say that out loud??)

I think that's actually the closest one to being serious...at least for me lol for both women and cars

JoeyM
JoeyM SuperDork
3/1/11 3:46 p.m.

attractive, and old enough to be legally imported

DukeOfUndersteer
DukeOfUndersteer SuperDork
3/1/11 3:57 p.m.

running and barely legal?

oldsaw
oldsaw SuperDork
3/1/11 3:57 p.m.
dinger wrote: Light, nimble, responsive, and eager to please.

^This

And with a little age on them so the bugs have been worked out. Yeah, they may need a little work but name one that doesn't.

RX Reven'
RX Reven' GRM+ Memberand Reader
3/1/11 3:58 p.m.

Rented

NickF40
NickF40 GRM+ Memberand Reader
3/1/11 4:00 p.m.

word lol

aircooled
aircooled SuperDork
3/1/11 4:01 p.m.
Conquest351 wrote: Turbo cars are like hot women. A little edgy, every guy wants one, some guys can't handle them, and if you throw a little alcohol in them, they'll rock your world!

...and if you push them hard enough... they will blow.....

imirk
imirk New Reader
3/1/11 4:03 p.m.

Not exactly pretty but willing to play in the mud

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