I like my cars like I like my women:
Italian and high maintenance. German with junk in the trunk. with a nice throaty rumble. black and fast.
under 2000 pounds. English and hard to turn on. high mileage and fully depreciated.
Your turn!
I like my cars like I like my women:
Italian and high maintenance. German with junk in the trunk. with a nice throaty rumble. black and fast.
under 2000 pounds. English and hard to turn on. high mileage and fully depreciated.
Your turn!
A nice pair of tata's is nice:
Some people like 911's.... you know... because they like it in the rear...
Ermmmm.... stripped and gutted?
Wait... that doesn't work so well.
OOOO I KNOW I KNOW!!!!!!
CAGED!!!!
Turbo cars are like hot women. A little edgy, every guy wants one, some guys can't handle them, and if you throw a little alcohol in them, they'll rock your world!
Conquest351 wrote: Turbo cars are like hot women. A little edgy, every guy wants one, some guys can't handle them, and if you throw a little alcohol in them, they'll rock your world!
They need to be well oiled before you run them hard?
Small, agile, curvy, and much more powerful than expected.
Doesn't mind being tossed into the corners, but can handle the straight away as well. (Did I say that out loud??)
But, now matter how hot she looks or how good she could be in the corners, someone, somewhere is tired of putting up with her ______ (insert quirky handling, constant breaking, expensive tires, etc. here)
^ hahaha
SVreX wrote: Small, agile, curvy, and much more powerful than expected. Doesn't mind being tossed into the corners, but can handle the straight away as well. (Did I say that out loud??)
I think that's actually the closest one to being serious...at least for me lol for both women and cars
dinger wrote: Light, nimble, responsive, and eager to please.
^This
And with a little age on them so the bugs have been worked out. Yeah, they may need a little work but name one that doesn't.
Conquest351 wrote: Turbo cars are like hot women. A little edgy, every guy wants one, some guys can't handle them, and if you throw a little alcohol in them, they'll rock your world!
...and if you push them hard enough... they will blow.....
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