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joey48442 wrote: This forum has been very testicularly oriented as of late. Joey

Bollocks.

Thank you guys...I needed a laugh today.

Geez nervousdog, did you have to do that? Now, I won't be able to sleep tonight. Where is that "gag" emoticon anyways?

JG Pasterjak wrote: only to cross their legs...

Help me with this guys.

Am I the only one here who,

a) could not do this if I tried, and

b) wouldn't if I could cuz it's kinda, well, - gay-?

zomby woof wrote: a) could not do this if I tried, and b) wouldn't if I could cuz it's kinda, well, - gay-?

Probably means the "ankle on knee" crossed legs. Its kind of an office thing I've noticed.

Simple solution- all GRM workers be allowed to wear kilts. They even make them with modesty snaps these days, so you can even work with your head stuffed down in a footbox, and your legs in the air without offending anyone in the vicinity.

mistanfo wrote: Simple solution- all GRM workers be allowed to wear kilts. They even make them with modesty snaps these days, so you can even work with your head stuffed down in a footbox, and your legs in the air without offending anyone in the vicinity.

I was a cheerleader for Halloween once. The experience made a very good argument for kilts. A nice breeze down there is very nice.

I will second the breeze bit.. not sure I would want it in winter though

zomby woof wrote:

JG Pasterjak wrote: only to cross their legs...

Help me with this guys. Am I the only one here who, a) could not do this if I tried, and b) wouldn't if I could cuz it's kinda, well, - gay-?

Why is it that reading this in my head it sounded like "Earl"?

zomby woof wrote:

JG Pasterjak wrote: only to cross their legs...

Help me with this guys. Am I the only one here who, a) could not do this if I tried, and b) wouldn't if I could cuz it's kinda, well, - gay-?

I too am a "full depth" leg crosser and can testify to the perils of seam entanglement, I'm sure FDLCing is more than a little gay along with American football, Spartacus and eating ice cream.

I also missed that thread and post.

racinginc215 wrote: Seems you missed this thread and post. where JG Came out of the closet and what looks to be like on the desk.

JG Pasterjak wrote: Clooney. I'd nail George Clooney like a non-union carpenter. And not even in a gay way. Just like two completely heterosexual guys who are so confident in their heterosexuality they don't feel a bit weird doing it all night long in the empty hotel room he never has the courtesy to join me in. jg

John Brown wrote: Glassnuts Motorsports?

assbutt monkeyshorts?

ansonivan wrote: I too am a "full depth" leg crosser and can testify to the perils of seam entanglement, I'm sure FDLCing is more than a little gay along with American football, Spartacus and eating ice cream.

Not at all. To me it's just a chick thing, and not something guys do. I tried it and it didn't work. My legs are big, there was no place for stuff to go, and the whole thing just (really) didn't feel right. I guess I don't get it. FWIW, I don't care much for football, or ice cream either.

ankle on opposite knee is very bad for the side-loaded knee. i FDLC and i'm proud.

I know way more about y'all than I really wanted.

Besides, being gay is way sexier than being insecure about seeming gay.

DeadSkunk wrote: Where I used to work we had rules about playing with yourself in the office.

I'm a little afraid to ask what kind of work would even have to post those rules.

By "cross my legs" I mean I usually have one foot tucked under the other leg. If I actually did a chick-style FDLC it would be the last thing I ever did with my legs.

jg

SQUISH!

wlkelley3 wrote:

DeadSkunk wrote: Where I used to work we had rules about playing with yourself in the office.

I'm a little afraid to ask what kind of work would even have to post those rules.

I worked at a call center before doing internet tech support and one of the guys working grave shift got canned because he was caught thumping his dummy at his desk while on a call with a customer.

Whats worse the place "hot cubed" meaning that you had no set desk, you just found an open spot and sat down...There were many chairs there with odd looking stains...

My little brother has made a career out of call centers.....the stories he tells, makes me very glad I've never worked in one.

JG Pasterjak wrote: By "cross my legs" I mean I usually have one foot tucked under the other leg. If I actually did a chick-style FDLC it would be the last thing I ever did with my legs. jg

Yeah, FDLC is asking for a full blown bag hemorrhage. The kind of weird macabre stuff you only see in a Robert Rodriguez or Guy Ritchie flick.

JG Pasterjak wrote: Fellas, back me up on this...

Are you crazy?

Somehow, trying to picture JG successfully executing a FDLC is a bit more than I wanted to envision...

Personally, I'm just glad nobody felt the need to respond with a haiku....

Marjorie Suddard wrote:

dyintorace wrote: JG, you need these "riding jeans"! Hotlinked for truth

Proving, once again, that there is no question that this board can't answer, no dilemma it can't solve--and usually in less than 10 posts. I do, however, worry about the long-term health of that cowboy. Not to mention his mate. Somethin' just ain't right there. Margie

Those are Diamond Gussets, right? I swear the first time I ever saw those, around 10 years ago, was in the back pages of this very magazine.