I need some help coming up with some pompous names for chili.

I'm not saying it's a good name or that I'd recommend you use it, but if 

Domestic Violence Chili turned up on the table I'd have to try some.

"Oh Deer, Mah Beans! Chili"

Somehow this seems ripe for a medieval Ron Popeil approach...

"Inquisition Approved!"

"Now You won't need a Bonfire to Burn Heretics!"

"Joan of Arc tried some once..."

Cruci-fired

I did not expect the church/god angle on this, and it's hilarious. 

I won a chili cook off 4 years ago) out of about 40 competitors (including entrants from a number of professional chefs) by doing a green chili with mesquite smoked pork BUTT as the meat and white beans. Used fresh roasted jalepeno/anahein/ green chili etc peppers.  Roasted tomatillos .  Pretty expensive sourcing all fresh ingredients.  And BUTT was slow smoked for like 7 hours.  Turned out great...served with dollop of sour cream and grated white cheese.  A lime garnish on side of bowl.  With two blue corn chips stuck in it.

You probably don't want to go that exotic a recipe but it blew  everyone away just because it was the only entry that wasn't red and presentation was over top.  But there are some relatively simple green chili recipes out there.  Plus it just tastes fresher.  Need to try it sometime.

I think I called it Chili Verde con Mesquite Cerdo Asado y Tomatillos. (Green Chili with Mesquite Roast Pork and Tomatillos)

Sweet Jesus that's good chili!

Eyjafjallajökull  Söup?

If nothing else, it'll stall  'em into arguing how to pronounce it  

Jesus Wept

Another Burning Bush

"Hot enough to Sodom your Gomorrah"

Beezlebub's Baptism Brew.

Venereal Venison Victuals

The Jim-meat Hendrix Experience

Tender Lovin' Death Stew.

John Welsh said:

 

Might want to add in the words:

• Artisan
• Crafted
• Small batch
• Local
• Organic
• locally sourced
• etc

Add wood-fired and grass-fed and you are good to go. 

spitfirebill said:

John Welsh said:

 

Might want to add in the words:

• Artisan
• Crafted
• Small batch
• Local
• Organic
• locally sourced
• etc

Add wood-fired and grass-fed and you are good to go. 

Non-GMO and All-Natural

Chilli con Dogma

Scrape Your Tongue with a Eucharist Hot!

Good Enough to Make an Angel Shed Its Wings Chile

ShagaNun Chile.

 Altar boy jokes are in bad taste, even for me.

6/7ths Hell, 1/7th Heaven

Acolyte My Fire 

Burned at the Steak

Deer God That's Delicious (venison)

Andrew. Because no one expects Andrew to hand them their ass.

Ring Of Fire

Afterburner

Ain't Yo Mama's

No Bean Left Unturned

Righteous Red Chili

Jumpin Josephat

SVreX said:

Tongues of Fire

A2:3 (Biblical reference - Acts 2:3)

 

How about "Seven Bowls of God's Wrath" for a Revelation reference?

Chilean Chili

I had some once called "No Respect for your @$$#ole"

It had a bit of a bite.

Mad Wow Disease

Man, Like Chili Man. You're Getting Super Worked Up

God is Dead (Otherwise He'd Be Standing Behind My Chili)

Chuck Norris tears

Seems like Burnt Offering would work.

You'd have to force an ingredient list to the right size to call it 7 Deadly Sins.

I was thinking of Tongues of Fire as well.

Welcome Home Prodigal Son.

Refiner's Fire.

Esau's Birthright.

Pillar of Fire by Night. Cloud of Smoke by Day.

Organic grass fed pasture raised pablano pepper chili.