I see your tin-foil hat and I raise you this

http://www.stopabductions.com/

Discuss.

Not all mentally ill people live in group homes without Internet access.

You really do need to report those things to the Supreme Headquarters Alien Defence Organisation.

http://shado.iwarp.com/

I think I need one of those, I knew the tinfoil wasn't working properly.

Thanks for the link!

Seems like he might be working on the wrong end of the problem. You look like a bit of an idiot walking around in a Thought Screen Helmet. Nobody will know if you are wearing a butt probe blocker....

I am impressed and convinced!

link said: Aliens will try to stop you from wearing the helmet both mentally and physically.

When they say "Aliens" they mean "Society."

laugh all you want, but it works. i have one and have not yet been abducted by aliens.

Buzz Killington wrote: laugh all you want, but it works. i have one and have not yet been abducted by aliens.

Either that or they brainwashed you after they picked you up and probed you in all your orifices and you just don't remember it.

I have successfully used one of those to keep Professor Xavier from manipulating my mind.

I don't know why anybody would try to stop abductions in the first place. I've enjoyed all my abductions so far: those guys may look and talk funny, but they have the coolest toys..

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Ha. Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. Just kidding.

Well I'm on my way to Hell now, anyone want me to save em a seat?

Kids In The Hall - Alien Anal Probing Sketch

thatsnowinnebago wrote: http://www.stopabductions.com/ Discuss.

http://eclectech.co.uk/mindcontrol.php

And they're not cats..they're otters.

The Websense category "Non-Traditional Religions and Occult and Folklore" is filtered.

The Crazies said: Two of those failures were encounters with alien-human hybrids. In 2005, a cloth helmet with a smaller area of Velostat, which had a Velcro strap, was easily removed by an alien-human hybrid.

Translation: The kid's dad smacked it off his dome for looking stupid and sent him to bed without supper...

yeah, the guards at mental institutions DO posess the inhuman power of velcro-removing ability.

what a nutcase.

1. Prepare for a fight. Aliens will try to stop you from wearing the helmet both mentally and physically. Remember that they can read your mind. Before you make one they may try to influence you that you don’t need one. Once you start wearing a helmet they may harass you or perhaps threaten to kill a pet in retaliation. They are good at manipulating your spouse to have a conflict with you about wearing the helmet. If you forget to wear it one time they may physically hurt you.

You guys sound youre all already under the influence of aliens....

Is that SA05?

I for one welcome our new alien-hybrid overlords, And togetherwe will rise to defeat Zenu.

Whackjobs said: alien-hybrid

Is this what they mean? If so, I'll just out-run them before they get my Velcro.

What's the frequency, Kenneth?

Don't fall for Chinese knockoffs, your family is worth all 8 layers of Velostat!

I really feel for the poor slob that is assigned to read my thoughts.

Bruce

Zoltan!