I see your tin-foil hat and I raise you this

egnorant wrote: I really feel for the poor slob that is assigned to read my thoughts. Bruce

I feel much the same way. I wonder if that is why my thoughts are so errant. It's not ADHD it is a Prius downloading through my Bluetooth!

carguy123 wrote:

Buzz Killington wrote: laugh all you want, but it works. i have one and have not yet been abducted by aliens.

Either that or they brainwashed you after they picked you up and probed you in all your orifices and you just don't remember it.

DAMNIT!!!1!!

ME, ME,Pick MEEE !!!

Suck me up with your light beam, poke at my guts, peel back my scalp, heck I'll even have one of your little grey alien babies, just LET ME WALK THROUGH YOUR ENGINE ROOM!.

Thank you.

I think 914 has the Grassroots answer.

"..I have GOT to get me one of those!"