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SyntheticBlinkerFluid
SyntheticBlinkerFluid UltraDork
8/21/12 11:36 p.m.
rebelgtp wrote: When I worked for Broadband Provider X I had repeated calls about people thinking the little red light on the front of the cable box meant we were watching them. One person thought we assassinated her sister. Another thought we bought all the carrot juice in the store because we knew she liked it. Another bought a porn DVD and thought the girls were doing what he told them to. This concerned him that they would have to do this and he wanted to know where they were so he could help them.

Haha This is my life!

mistanfo
mistanfo SuperDork
8/22/12 1:02 p.m.

In reply to SyntheticBlinkerFluid:

You call the broadband supplier offering to assist in porn movies? Attaboy!

N Sperlo
N Sperlo PowerDork
8/22/12 1:42 p.m.

My wife worked at Harrahs buffet.

Woman: "Excuse me, ma'am, my crab legs are cold."

If you don't get it, give it a minute to settle in and then give yourself a well deserved self administered pat on the back.

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