mapper
HalfDork
9/21/16 2:51 p.m.
Gold Smuggling
"Investigators posited that he used a little ingenuity -- and some Vaseline. They found a tub of the stuff in his work locker, and while it is certainly his natural right to possess a lubricating substance, investigators did start to wonder what, exactly, he was greasing up."
"...the trial was presented with the prospect that a puck could be concealed in an anal cavity and not be detected by the wand. In preparation for these proceedings, in fact, a security employee actually tested the idea..."
It's impossible to know, without the dimensions and shape of the gold pieces in question...
"Anything's a dildo if you're brave enough"
mtn
MegaDork
9/21/16 3:00 p.m.
When apprehended, he must have E36 M3 a brick.
Even better, the judge's name is Doody!
Jay
UltraDork
9/21/16 3:42 p.m.
"On this worst ever episode of Myhtbusters ... "
Of course my burning question is, did the buyer know ??
I had to think 'hurt' as soon as they said puck. 
Gold?
My doc said I need more magnesium.
T.J.
UltimaDork
9/21/16 6:20 p.m.
It would be funny if they used it to plate the olympic medals that everyone seemed to want to bite.
mndsm
MegaDork
9/21/16 6:46 p.m.
Imagine the thunk that thing made when it hit the toilet.....
So he was industrious and clever enough to get 18 7.5 ounce chunks of gold out of a highly secure mint but failed to pawn it in a way that wasn't a screaming red flag to everyone for a thousand miles? Moron!!
In reply to KyAllroad:
You spend all weekend with a rock up your bum hole and see if you think clearly.
You know it's the real stuff because his ass didn't turn green.
NOHOME
PowerDork
9/22/16 6:08 a.m.
I have heard of "E36 M3ting a brick" but solid gold? Sounds like something the Queen of England or Donald Trump might do.
