If the women don't find you handsome

They'll sure find you "handy"!

I used to watch the show back in "The Day" and now this video is making its rounds around the office.

Disclaimer: Toilet humor ahead

Red Green

I'm a man and I can change if I have to I guess.

Quando omni flunkus moritati!

That had me rollin

Can someone tell me why, women, as a species think men need to change....yet they can't seem to understand that they themselves MIGHT need to make some adjustments.

integraguy wrote: Can someone tell me why, women, as a species think men need to change....yet they can't seem to understand that they themselves MIGHT need to make some adjustments.

Oprah

Keep your stick on the ice...

integraguy wrote: Can someone tell me why, women, as a species think men need to change....yet they can't seem to understand that they themselves MIGHT need to make some adjustments.

Hang out with different wimmen – those that aren't like that.

Lesley wrote:

integraguy wrote: Can someone tell me why, women, as a species think men need to change....yet they can't seem to understand that they themselves MIGHT need to make some adjustments.

Hang out with different wimmen – those that aren't like that.

Thems be rare wimmen...

My g/f said all the right stuff when we first started going out: "I like being on my own..." "sure, you should do your own things... "

She lied.

I went to a taping of that when I was younger, great show.

integraguy wrote: Can someone tell me why, women, as a species think men need to change....yet they can't seem to understand that they themselves MIGHT need to make some adjustments.

American culture.

Find a woman from another country or a first generation American and it's 11ty billion times better.

Lesley wrote:

integraguy wrote: Can someone tell me why, women, as a species think men need to change....yet they can't seem to understand that they themselves MIGHT need to make some adjustments.

Hang out with different wimmen – those that aren't like that.

too bad there aren't more Lesley's out there

Just use them for sex. You won't feel like you've been lied to, then.

e_pie wrote:

integraguy wrote: Can someone tell me why, women, as a species think men need to change....yet they can't seem to understand that they themselves MIGHT need to make some adjustments.

American culture. Find a woman from another country or a first generation American and it's 11ty billion times better.

As a dater of a newly minted American woman from Ireland I second this motion.

integraguy wrote: Can someone tell me why, women, as a species think men need to change....yet they can't seem to understand that they themselves MIGHT need to make some adjustments.

'cuz they got half the money and all the Bob Costas?

ThePhranc wrote:

e_pie wrote:

integraguy wrote: Can someone tell me why, women, as a species think men need to change....yet they can't seem to understand that they themselves MIGHT need to make some adjustments.

American culture. Find a woman from another country or a first generation American and it's 11ty billion times better.

As a dater of a newly minted American woman from Ireland I second this motion.

Nah, just move to Texas.

rotard wrote: Just use them for sex. You won't feel like you've been lied to, then.

But what am I supposed to do when I know that they're just using me for sex?

AngryCorvair wrote:

integraguy wrote: Can someone tell me why, women, as a species think men need to change....yet they can't seem to understand that they themselves MIGHT need to make some adjustments.

'cuz they got 95% of the money and all the Bob Costas?

FTFY.

I dunno; my recent forays into electronic dating didn't work out so well. It's amazing how many were looking for an instant 'commitment' even before seeing me in person. One (who was otherwise rather promising) started off our communication with 'I know I'm two hours away but you look like the right kind of guy so that's not a problem...'

I put 'non religious' in my profile and got responses from women looking for a 'God fearing man' meaning either 1) they never read my profile or 2) they figured they could change me, I dunno which idea was worse.

It got bad enough that I yanked my profiles. I'm no longer 'looking', I'm just going to idle along and see what happens.

Unless Lesley wants to move way south, that is.

Woody wrote:

rotard wrote: Just use them for sex. You won't feel like you've been lied to, then.

But what am I supposed to do when I know that they're just using *me* for sex?

You just let them think that. It's amazing how much all kinds of women seem to irrationally want a person who "doesn't care."

I love those electronic dating sites, btw/sarcasm. Every girl on there seems to truly have unrealistic expectations of what they can get. There is no shortage of college girls in Columbia...check out 5 points, haha.

~Shudder~ those sites are like interviewing for a job – that you really don't want.

Lesley wrote: ~Shudder~ those sites are like interviewing for a job – that you really don't want.

^truth!

Lesley wrote: ~Shudder~ those sites are like interviewing for a job – that you really don't want.

berkeley you're smart

Lesley is a rare breed of woman. At least around here. And she has all her teeth too!

HappyJack wrote: Lesley is a rare breed of woman. At least around here. And she has all her teeth too!

I know - she's a shoe in for Tom's old job.