If you were an exotic dancer, what would your stage name be?

I found my stage name today.

Stampie. It's always been my name when I work the pole.

Mine would be:

Well one of my nicknames is Moose, or XLMoose, so I think that will work as my stripper name.... In Saskatchewan 

If your stage name is what people call you when you're stripping, then I think I'd be "old" or "fat".

I thought it was your credit card number followed by your ZIP code. 

I would use an old favorite from my days of using an alias or nom de guerre

Randolph T. Openthrottle

It is a mouthful, but actually flows really well... appropriate!

Mine was Earnhardt 

Captdownshift (Forum Supporter) said:

Mine was Earnhardt 

So, how long have you been retired?

Philibian Lamar Hopscopleton the Third

Glitter sparkles. 

Cause of my charming personality!

Vorachio Blacklion. It was an el cheapo Chinese tire I saw years ago at work, and made the crack of "That's my pornstar name" as soon as I saw it

The giggling cowboy.

That is Also my nickname around certain friends due to various....  um....   "incidents".

Jacques E. Prématuré...it's French so that makes it classy.

Rod Standing 

One of the kids next door had a friend/class mate who's patronymic was VanWardragon.  Real name, I think his dad was Danish.  Now there's a name for a male dancer

Noddaz said:

I found my stage name today.

 

Is there a particular reason rubbers should shine?

They call me Three Beers...

Poopshovel

Up until November 6, 1991, it would have been Magic Johnson... but after that, the actual Magic Johnson kind of ruined it for me. 
 

These days, I go by Carlos Dangerously. 
 

"Trixxy" with two X's - because I'm double X Rated.

Click if you dare: https://youtu.be/h2E0nsU3wrA?t=1720

My stripper name is Taint Grundel

My rapper name is T-Rash

My drag name is Honey Badger

The Gunch.

In reply to SV reX :

Yours don't?