If your going to hunt tigers

Have the proper car.. http://www.my-hunt.com/articles/2011/07/news-rolls-royce-phantom-built-tiger-hunting-1925-/

And don't just piss it off...

http://www.amazon.com/Tiger-Vengeance-Survival-Vintage-Departures/dp/0307389049/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1314117963&sr=8-1

The Russians preferred using:

"In Soviet Russia, tiger hunts YOU!"

"The only way to keep those Tigers busy is to let them shoot holes in me..."

Hahaha, that is really cool. Truly something from another time.

...hunting now-endangered big cats with a machine-gun towed behind your freakin' Rolls Royce .

First things first - aircooled - bravo!

Also, all ZAV threads are hereby closed as this is, and always will be, the ultimate ZAV.

Obviously the wild animals aren't getting close with all that fire power, verified by the owner's easily clawed rag top.

Anyone know what the chrome lever is on the back seat?

Dan

Hard to believe tigers were ever that big of a threat.

914Driver wrote: Anyone know what the chrome lever is on the back seat? Dan

Extra brake incase the hunter sees something the driver doesn't?

I would think a foot pedal would be better.. something you can stand on while you aim.. that way if you miss and it charges.. you can step back and the driver and do what he is paid for

Tigers have killed many Indians.

◦According to official statistics [http://dsal.uchicago.edu/statistics/], 34,075 people were killed by tigers in British-administered India, 1875-1912. That includes 11,423 k. 1900-1912.

Maybe if we didn't taste like chicken ....

pilotbraden wrote: Tigers have killed many Indians. ◦According to official statistics [http://dsal.uchicago.edu/statistics/], 34,075 people were killed by tigers in British-administered India, 1875-1912. That includes 11,423 k. 1900-1912. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------

So this is why, now that tigers are endangered, that there are so many people in India?

914Driver wrote: Maybe if we didn't taste like chicken ....

Bacon actually.

Robot determines humans taste like bacon.

actually, not far from the truth. They don't refer to human flesh as "long pig" for no reason

Be that as it may. That car is the kewlest most bada$$ thing on 4 wheels. If you see me next with a big toothless grin on my mug it means someone took me up on my offer to trade my eyeteeth for it. It is truly the ultimate ZAV...

ReverendDexter wrote:

914Driver wrote: Maybe if we didn't taste like chicken ....

Bacon actually. Robot determines humans taste like bacon.

Uh oh, now we know why the zombie apocalypse is going to happen. Zombies don't want brains, they want BACON!

It's not going to be a horrible lab experiment let loose, it's going to start with the Epic Meal Time guys: