Ignore.

Tommy Suddard wrote: Pourquoi détestez-vous les Français? Que leurs mots ont-ils jamais fait à vous? I'; le ll ignorent lui pour maintenant, mais si ceci continue, I'; m envoyant Napoleon après vous.

Because the French invented the Renault LeCar. Look up the procedure for changing le starter on Le Car. Do not ask your father. He will cry or lash out in anger.

The French do have a gift for condescension. Even when they are not condescending, they sound condescending. So it's not necessarily the words. It's the way they translate them.

Thank you for giving us all one more chance. However, in the spirit of this topic, I will ignore your threat. Napoleon ate too much saucy French food so even his ghost has gout.

Science lesson for today

Study of recent hurricane and gasoline issues have proved the existence of a new chemical element.

A major research institution has recently announced the discovery of the heaviest element yet known to science.

The new element has been named "Governmentium (Gv)."

Governmentium (Gv) has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons, and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312.

These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.

Governmentium is inert. However, it can be detected, because it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact. A minute amount of Governmentium can cause a reaction that would normally take less than a second to take over four days to complete.

Governmentium has a normal half-life of four years; it does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places. In fact, Governmentium's mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganization will cause more morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes.

This characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to believe that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a critical concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as Critical Morass.

When catalyzed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium (Am) -- an element which radiates just as much energy as Governmentium since it has half as many peons but twice as many morons.

Napoleon hated Josephine's dog. It would nip at him when he was trying to have sex. Feel free to ignore that little (true) tidbit of information.

take your content elsewhere, this is for ignorance

nickel_dime wrote: Science lesson for today Study of recent hurricane and gasoline issues have proved the existence of a new chemical element. A major research institution has recently announced the discovery of the heaviest element yet known to science. The new element has been named "Governmentium (Gv)." Governmentium (Gv) has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons, and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312. These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons. Governmentium is inert. However, it can be detected, because it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact. A minute amount of Governmentium can cause a reaction that would normally take less than a second to take over four days to complete. Governmentium has a normal half-life of four years; it does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places. In fact, Governmentium's mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganization will cause more morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes. This characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to believe that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a critical concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as Critical Morass. When catalyzed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium (Am) -- an element which radiates just as much energy as Governmentium since it has half as many peons but twice as many morons.

That was awesome and I could not ignore it. I fail.

Ask not what your ignorance can do for you but what you can do for your ignoance.

Ich bin ein Ignorer!

sorry, but i would rather have a jelly dougnut

"Just think if he'd made the full tour of Germany. He could have been a hamburger, a frankfurter, and a jelly doughnut.

"Ich bin ein frankfurter!

"[guys nudging each other] Yeah, we've heard about that one Johnny!"

neon4891 wrote: sorry, but i would rather have a jelly dougnut

no no no ICE CREAM!!!

no no no, a small scoop of ice cream in hot coco instead of milk or whiped cream, it is amazing, try it

ignoring how this became the new food thread

Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?

Vacuums suck!

In reality, there is no such thing as gravity. The world just sucks.

The real reason everyone dies:

Life sucks. Therefore life generates a vacuum. Nature abhors a vacuum. Therefore nature abhors life. Naturally, life needs to get over with.

Vacuums that don't suck, SUCK!

Volksroddin wrote:

neon4891 wrote: sorry, but i would rather have a jelly dougnut

no no no ICE CREAM!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7rK3s_BP9kE

The pot at the end of the rainbow.

Obscene Irish!

seann, the video didnt help me much......ice cream still sounds good, even thou I just got done vacuming and my place smell's like burnt rubber. So yes my Vacum does SUCK way bad. On a brighter note I think I sold my wife on the idea of getting a new vacum.

Is there such thing of getting off topic in ignor?

me luck charms...

"They're always after me lucky charms... What? Why does everyone always laugh when I say that? They ARE after me lucky charms!"

Someone needs to step up the ignorin' before this thread falls to page 2.

I am going to try to ignore all threads with links to Ken Block today.

beer

53 pages of ignorance on the wall, 53 pages of ignorance...