I'll bet as a kid he LOVED petting zoos....

http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/localnews/2010096822_horsesex20m.html

I think we may have to put a lock on our horses stalls.

Sounds like it may be too late.

I'm not understanding the guy died part. A ruptured colon from the sex?
Getting the hell kicked out of him by the horse for the indignity?
Or was he out of his mind from the pain and that's what caused him get involved with equine love?

I think the horse was having sex with him. They should charge the horse with "Cruelty to humans"

Dude must have a HUGE member to get charged with cruelty to animals. This sort of stuff is normal in lots of places- Upper East Side, Beverly Hills, THE Hamptons, Lake Como, Manhasset...

I have only one word to add to this conversation.

"ewwwww"

In Soviet Russia, horse have sex with YOU!

And the "lipstick on a pig" discussion continues...

I think he probably preferred the heavy petting zoos.

jg

Everyone has that special itch that can only be scratched in certain ways.... I'm glad mine are managable and for the most part, socially acceptable.

Dan

Keith wrote: In Soviet Russia, horse have sex with YOU!

WIN!!!! ewwwwwww /thread

He thought he was in a stable relationship.

(I'll be here all week, folks, remember your bartenders and waitresses...)

Must be the farm didn't have any sheep.

That's just nasty...

Nobody told him "Neigh means Neigh !"

This subject takes on a new meaning after talking to a friend who works at the Cornell stables.

A ruptured colon from the sex?

Wendy's chili + this thread FTL.

I can tell y'all are city slickers. Ask country folk about 'stump broke'. Or just click: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=stump+broke+horse

Hate to break it to ya guys... but I doubt the horse even notices.

Mr. Hands. Eww.

carguy123 wrote: I'm not understanding the guy died part. A ruptured colon from the sex?

You know the phrase "hung like a horse"? There is no corresponding phrase "colon the size of a horse's vagina". If you google you can find the video, though I don't recommend it.

Bob

Yah, they mention that is what they apparently had the ponies for.....

Ugh.

Schmidlap wrote:

carguy123 wrote: I'm not understanding the guy died part. A ruptured colon from the sex?

You know the phrase "hung like a horse"? There is no corresponding phrase "colon the size of a horse's vagina". If you google you can find the video, though I don't recommend it. Bob

http://encyclopediaofstupid.com/stupid/index.php/Mr._Hands

you can find the video at the end of the linked article, I dont recommend it though.

Mr Hands was a video of said fatal rectal injury. It became something akin to Tubgirl, Goatse, 2 Girls 1 Cup, etc...