I really don't have a problem with it, as long as they don't put Americans out of work or apply for public assistance.
I was just in Toronto and the native squirrels were black. I think these may be terrorist squirrels trying to sneak in thrift Canada.
Basil Exposition wrote: I was just in Toronto and the native squirrels were black. I think these may be terrorist squirrels trying to sneak in thrift Canada.
Um, through. Autocorrect is whack.
There is this really small college in NC where albino squirrels hang out. They are from germany. I am not joking.
Basil Exposition wrote:Basil Exposition wrote: I was just in Toronto and the native squirrels were black. I think these may be terrorist squirrels trying to sneak in thrift Canada.Um, through. Autocorrect is whack.
This, this is why I love our northern neighbors.Ay?
Dr. Hess wrote: They're just here to steal bird seed that American squirrels won't steal.
As long as they're willing to steal less birdseed than American squirrels, people will keep feeding them!
suuure, it all sounds innocent. first step is jumping the border, then...
never let the cute fool ya
stay vigilant ppl, stay vigilant
poopshovel wrote: There is this really small college in NC where albino squirrels hang out. They are from germany. I am not joking.
"Aryan squirrels? I hate Aryan squirrels!!!" (drives autocross car across bridge causing rodents to jump into river)
fasted58 wrote: suuure, it all sounds innocent. first step is jumping the border, then... never let the cute fool ya stay vigilant ppl, stay vigilant
They don't have guns here yet but the flying ones can put an eye out.
So that explains the stuffed squirrel sitting on his stack of street tires in the garage... I'm not saying that driver wasn't paying attention that it took him two sessions to figure out he was down on power but he did back over another instructor's foot later that same day. Poor guy was in a cast and didn't get to do anything all weekend.
poopshovel wrote: There is this really small college in NC where albino squirrels hang out. They are from germany. I am not joking.
I live near Princeton, NJ. The university has a large population of semi-rare, black squirrels (they are actually a subset of common Grey Squirrels). In fact, I saw several yesterday. Link
poopshovel wrote: There is this really small college in NC where albino squirrels hang out. They are from germany. I am not joking.
There's a bunch of white squirrels in Olney, IL too. Though their history is a bit cloudy, they're apparently not from Germany. While they're not German, they are from Illinois, so there's still a possible nazi connection. http://www.ci.olney.il.us/Visitors/WhiteSquirrel.htm
Strizzo wrote: thats nothing, someone caught a pirhana at a local lake here in houston last week.
They are only here to eat people that American fish won't eat.
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