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Teh E36 M3
Teh E36 M3 UltraDork
12/14/22 9:15 p.m.
mtn said:
Teh E36 M3 said:
Mr_Asa said:
AngryCorvair (Forum Supporter) said:
Teh E36 M3 said:

The Jim's. I'd get a 3rd just to make sure they are a trio of Jim's. 

and they all have to want to be called Jim.  unless you're thinking of some other Jims.

The Jims are such beauties

They know their roles boys. 

Straight up grass fed beauticians

We, collectively, rest our case. The Jim's. 
 

Also, exfoliating is as important as moisturizing but we can talk about that at another time. 

Captdownshift (Forum Supporter)
Captdownshift (Forum Supporter) GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
12/15/22 8:31 a.m.

Daryl and his other brother, Daryl 

Curtis73 (Forum Supporter)
Curtis73 (Forum Supporter) GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
12/15/22 4:26 p.m.
golfduke said:

I'm naming a beer 'Kangaroo Fight Club' and there's nothing you can do to stop it. 

 

 

There goes your word-of-mouth marketing, because as we all know, the first rule of Kangaroo fight club is...

drsmooth
drsmooth HalfDork
12/15/22 4:37 p.m.

Are these the carp, that make for the entertaining videos eminating from the Mississippi River. That show fish jumping into boats as the boat flies down the river? 

 

VolvoHeretic
VolvoHeretic GRM+ Memberand HalfDork
12/15/22 5:06 p.m.

I just saw this article about another invasive species of Black Carp that snuck in with a shipment of Grass Carp and got loose and are thriving in the Mississippi River.

Yahoo.com: This invasive species of fish has established itself in parts of Mississippi River basin  

Black carp are native to eastern Asia and were introduced to the U.S. in the 1970s to 1980s in imported, contaminated grass carp stocks that were shipped to private fish farms, according to the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service.

dculberson
dculberson MegaDork
12/15/22 8:26 p.m.

In reply to drsmooth :

Different kind of carp. Grass carp are also called white Amur and they're pretty chill and lazy. They also get really big so one to the face at 20-30mph would be pretty catastrophic. 

vwcorvette (Forum Supporter)
vwcorvette (Forum Supporter) GRM+ Memberand UberDork
12/16/22 1:25 p.m.

Crocket and Tubbs

No Time
No Time UltraDork
12/16/22 1:59 p.m.

Jay and Silent Bob

Bo and Luke

 

JG Pasterjak
JG Pasterjak Production/Art Director
12/17/22 1:42 p.m.

Just got the word. We pick up the boys on Sunday.

Scotty Con Queso
Scotty Con Queso SuperDork
12/17/22 1:55 p.m.
Woody (Forum Supportum) said:

Ace and Gary.

 

The ambiguously carp duo! 

JG Pasterjak
JG Pasterjak Production/Art Director
12/19/22 2:13 p.m.

Crockett and Tubbs are safe in the pond, and no hydrilla is off limits of their fury.

The carp farm in Ocala was realy fascinating. Honestly I could have talked to the dude all day if there weren't more excited carp parents waiting. Weekends is when they se most of their small-batch customers, who are mostly homeowners with residential ponds who are picking up single digits of fish. Most of his business is driving the ol' carp truck around and delivering hundreds or even thousands of fish to large scale customers. Their biggest customers are municipalities and HOAs of planned communities, but they also work with a lot of larger businesses with campuses, golf courses and other non-governmental large-scale operations. 

They actually suggested that our quarter-acre pond could support more than the two fish we were getting, so we'll add a couple more in spring. Hopefully these two aren't too mad when they see new friends.

z31maniac
z31maniac MegaDork
12/19/22 4:10 p.m.
Teh E36 M3 said:
mtn said:
Teh E36 M3 said:
Mr_Asa said:
AngryCorvair (Forum Supporter) said:
Teh E36 M3 said:

The Jim's. I'd get a 3rd just to make sure they are a trio of Jim's. 

and they all have to want to be called Jim.  unless you're thinking of some other Jims.

The Jims are such beauties

They know their roles boys. 

Straight up grass fed beauticians

We, collectively, rest our case. The Jim's. 
 

Also, exfoliating is as important as moisturizing but we can talk about that at another time. 

I know I'm a little late. But I was going to say if you go for three. 

Ed, Edd, and Eddy

Rons
Rons GRM+ Memberand HalfDork
12/19/22 5:12 p.m.

In reply to z31maniac :

If it's Go4Three Gord, Rox(anne), Steve and a rotating drummer. Go4Three was a Vancouver band in the 80s and 90s.

Brett_Murphy (Agent of Chaos)
Brett_Murphy (Agent of Chaos) GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
6/18/23 11:32 p.m.

So, how are the carp doing?

Run_Away
Run_Away GRM+ Memberand Dork
6/19/23 2:18 a.m.

Happy Fathers Day JG!

JG Pasterjak
JG Pasterjak Production/Art Director
6/19/23 6:58 p.m.

Hey!

So we added three more as yet unnamed carp tp the pond in April. We haven't actually seen ANY of them since they went in the pond, which I guess is probably good, since we haven't seen them floating, either.

We've gotten a lot of rain lately, and the pond is up quite a bit so it's kind of tough to tell if they're making a difference yet, but I'm guessing once it starts going back down around November we'll be able to see if they made a real dent. At any rate, five is my state-mandated limit, so they better understand no help is coming and they need to keep chowing down.

dyintorace
dyintorace GRM+ Memberand PowerDork
1/13/24 1:55 p.m.

JG - we visited the NC aquarium over the holidays and I thought of you and your fish! How are they doing?

Brett_Murphy (Agent of Chaos)
Brett_Murphy (Agent of Chaos) GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
1/13/24 3:17 p.m.

In reply to dyintorace :

That looks like a common carp, not a grass carp!

Blunder
Blunder Reader
1/13/24 5:28 p.m.

In reply to AngryCorvair (Forum Supporter) :

Carp Ort

Woody (Forum Supportum)
Woody (Forum Supportum) GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
1/13/24 7:06 p.m.

In reply to JG Pasterjak :

It's time for a carp update. 

spitfirebill
spitfirebill MegaDork
1/13/24 7:18 p.m.
pheller said:
1988RedT2 said:
JG Pasterjak said:
These are classified as invasive species and apparently you're better off getting caught running an illegal kangaroo fight club than having an unlicensed grass carp.
 

These words are strung together in a most artful and humorous way.  You should consider making a career in writing.

This one was better:

"I ended up having a long chat with a State biologist who just seemed thrilled that his biology degree led to a job that didn't involve wanking priceless racehorses into a customized horse fleshlight for $12/hr while his parents expressed their disappointment at his life choices. "

Anytime you can work fleshlight into a conversation is a win.  

Brett_Murphy (Agent of Chaos)
Brett_Murphy (Agent of Chaos) GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
5/10/24 3:49 p.m.

It's past time for a carp update.

Tom Suddard
Tom Suddard GRM+ Memberand Publisher
5/10/24 4:05 p.m.

I saw them last time I was at JG's! They look like, uh, fish. That's about all I know. 

dyintorace
dyintorace GRM+ Memberand UltimaDork
5/10/24 4:25 p.m.
Tom Suddard said:

I saw them last time I was at JG's! They look like, uh, fish. That's about all I know. 

Would you pester the carp dad to give us an update?

JG Pasterjak
JG Pasterjak Production/Art Director
5/10/24 5:29 p.m.
dyintorace said:
Tom Suddard said:

I saw them last time I was at JG's! They look like, uh, fish. That's about all I know. 

Would you pester the carp dad to give us an update?

There's not many updates because they're shockingly low profile. At best, we may catch a glimpse of one of them comingup near the surface once every month or so. Aside from that they just seem to be going about their business quiety and productively.

I was in the pond last week fixing the fountain and there's still a lot of hydrilla, but it honestly didn't seem like the tnagled snarl it was the last time I swam out to do repairs. Also, we've had a dry spring and the pond is really low right now which would usually mean that the surface would be nothing but exposed hydrilla. There's definitely plenty around the bottom, but it's clearly been reduced.

Also can report no carp bites from my swim out to the fountain, so they're good to work with, too.

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