I'm at a loss for words.

I can't even... ... Don't search for cheap corvette's on ebay on your lunchbreak.

From the eBay Ad: For sale is a custom 1997 Chevrolet Corvette.. If you are looking for a complete custom Corvette that is a proven show winner and will sure to catch some attention, this is the Corvette for you. From top to bottom, inside and out, not much has been left untouched. The exterior has a group 5 body kit package by Specter Werks, dome hood, custom targa top, big rear spoiler, and C5-R style headlights. The custom flame paint job matched with custom airbrush work is carried throughout the car from the exterior, engine compartment, and into the interior. The interior features a custom audio system with an in-dash AM/FM/CD Player, rear mounted DVD player, 2 Monitors, amplifier, and a custom mounted subwoofer in the rear. The door panels and seats feature custom alligator leather inserts along with embroidered flames. This 1997 Chevrolet Corvette is powered by its nitrous fed 5.7L LS1 V8 Engine and is backed by a 4-speed automatic transmission with 93,843 miles on the odometer. This stellar build is finished off with a nice set of polished Weld Forged Evo wheels with 19" wheels in the front and 20" wheels in the rear. Options on this 1997 Chevrolet Corvette for sale include: Air Conditioning, AM/FM Radio with CD and DVD Player, Targa Top, Cruise Control, Power Steering, Power Brakes, Power Locks, Power Windows, Power Exterior Mirrors, Anti-Lock Brakes, Tilt Wheel, Traction Control, Keyless Entry, Seat Belts, Driver and Passenger Air Bags, Anti-Theft System, Leather Interior, Radial Tires, and Aluminum Alloy Wheels.

Could be worse.

Look at the bright side: You'll never mistake someone else's car for yours at the mall parking lot.

Ah, thought you were talking about this Corvette:

If you're at a loss for words over that Bitchin Vette, I'm thinking you don't internet much.

Speaking of loss for words and cars, I saw a newish Camary with the license plate: '2GRRLS' and I almost rear ended them looking for the '1CUP' part.

I'm always disappointed when it's not LAZER F/X.

I bet it has a great personality.

I started scrolling through the pics and thought "I don't hate it" then I saw the dragon and the engine bay "artwork" remove that and I could like it.

From a tactical standpoint, I don't think those nice young warrior women are dressed appropriately for taking on a dragon...

In reply to gearheadmb:

Hehe - I thought the dragon was the best part... that is until I got to the engine bay work.

Apparently I need a van with a wizard on the side.

BTW - Anybody else recognize that dragon? Should be pretty easy for my fellow social outcasts.

This is what happens when Joe Dirt Camaro Owner wins the lottery

1988RedT2 wrote: Look at the bright side: You'll never mistake someone else's car for yours at the mall parking lot.

...except that he made it look just like a 4th-gen Trans Am!

Duke wrote:

1988RedT2 wrote: Look at the bright side: You'll never mistake someone else's car for yours at the mall parking lot.

...except that he made it look just like a 4th-gen Trans Am!

That's what I was thinking! Took a triple take to see the C5 hiding under there.

*I like the underhood artwork.

In reply to Matt B:

I thought it was Donkey's girlfriend from Shrek, but I guess all dragons look alike to me.

The airbrush work is honestly pretty good. It's not what I would put on any of my cars, but I must compliment the artist.

I don't get show cars, does not compute.

clutchsmoke wrote: The airbrush work is honestly pretty good. It's not what I would put on any of my cars, but I must compliment the artist.

True, those are skilled airbrush depictions of bitchin' dragons and scantily clad barbarian warrior women.

We had a group of muscle car guys show up at a autocross. Everything on the cars was polished and airbrushed. Not my style, but it was really nice looking stuff. We got them all through tech and then it started raining. I fully expected them all to go home, but they didn't. They ran the dog crap out of those cars and at the end of the day, they were all unbelievably nasty. There was road grim and black crap everywhere. There wasn't a clean or shiny spot on those cars anywhere.

It's what Dragon Vette was trying to be!

Meth is a berkeleyed up drug...

I swear I've seen that car in Grand Rapids before. Being from Indiana, I suppose it's possible.

Denver, Indiana is a place I've never been or heard of.

WonkoTheSane wrote: From a tactical standpoint, I don't think those nice young warrior women are dressed appropriately for taking on a dragon...

I know the first rule of "Say What" is don't talk about Say What, but if that doesn't get in the mag, there is something wrong in this world.

She's all van under the hood!

That interior is heinous.

foxtrapper wrote: Ah, thought you were talking about this Corvette:

I did nazi that one coming.

Is it Reich hand drive?