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RX Reven'
RX Reven' GRM+ Memberand UltraDork
1/21/22 6:45 p.m.

While channel surfing last night I stumbled across a show called Go Big that is an amateur act competition.

One of the two acts consisted of a guy that first straddled a seesaw between his legs and had his buddy jump off a platform and land on the other side causing him to get slammed in the balls - seesaw broke in half.

Next, he spread his legs and had muscle men do that S-wave exercise thing with thick ropes smacking him in the balls.

Finally, he had a guy get on a pogo stick, bounce around for a while to build excitement and yep, land right on his balls.

If you've seen the movie Idiocracy, you know that the number-one hit TV show in the future is Oh My Balls and it just consists of a guy getting his balls hurt in random, pointless ways.

Full Idiocracy realized in 2022.  

     

 

stuart in mn
stuart in mn MegaDork
1/21/22 6:47 p.m.

I think there's another Jackass movie coming out.

Datsun310Guy
Datsun310Guy MegaDork
1/21/22 6:50 p.m.

Maybe if you're stoned it's funny?

John Welsh
John Welsh Mod Squad
1/21/22 6:51 p.m.

In reply to RX Reven' :

Brawndo.  It's what plants crave!

dculberson
dculberson MegaDork
1/21/22 6:54 p.m.

I predict that I'll like Starbucks a whole lot more if that's the case. 

Mndsm
Mndsm MegaDork
1/21/22 6:56 p.m.

In reply to RX Reven' :

You're just noticing that now?

 

Now go away. Batin. 

bobzilla
bobzilla MegaDork
1/21/22 7:44 p.m.
John Welsh said:

In reply to RX Reven' :

Brawndo.  It's what plants crave!

It's got electrolytes 

ShawnG
ShawnG MegaDork
1/21/22 7:47 p.m.

I'm 100% sure that earth was populated by the Golgafrinchans.

Fueled by Caffeine
Fueled by Caffeine MegaDork
1/21/22 7:53 p.m.

In reply to RX Reven' :

I think that guy was on America's got talent a few years ago 

 

he was on in 2012.  You are 10 years late 

 

 

Appleseed
Appleseed MegaDork
1/21/22 7:56 p.m.

Hi.

Welcome to Costco .

I love you.

Mndsm
Mndsm MegaDork
1/21/22 8:04 p.m.

In reply to Appleseed :

I went to Costco today. There was no time machine. There was whiskey. 

Appleseed
Appleseed MegaDork
1/21/22 8:13 p.m.

In reply to Mndsm :

Karacticus
Karacticus GRM+ Memberand Dork
1/21/22 8:17 p.m.
ShawnG said:

I'm 100% sure that earth was populated by the Golgafrinchans.

So, COVID is likely spreading from poorly sanitized telephones?

aircooled
aircooled MegaDork
1/21/22 8:25 p.m.

Was it Iron Balls Mcginty?

 

slefain
slefain PowerDork
1/21/22 8:27 p.m.
Karacticus said:
ShawnG said:

I'm 100% sure that earth was populated by the Golgafrinchans.

So, COVID is likely spreading from poorly sanitized telephones?

Just waiting for my lemon scented towel.

GameboyRMH
GameboyRMH GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
1/21/22 8:37 p.m.
RX Reven' said:

If you've seen the movie Idiocracy, you know that the number-one hit TV show in the future is Oh My Balls and it just consists of a guy getting his balls hurt in random, pointless ways.

Full Idiocracy realized in 2022.

If we're going by when an Ow My Balls show is made, then Full Idiocracy happened in 2003:

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt2392696/

dculberson
dculberson MegaDork
1/21/22 8:56 p.m.

In reply to GameboyRMH :

That was parody though. I don't think that counts. 

PMRacing
PMRacing GRM+ Memberand UltraDork
1/22/22 8:14 a.m.

I swear there is now a trilogy of movies that are proficies.  Office Space, Idiocracy, and now Don't Look Up.  

I had the same reaction to all three.  They were so real and made me so mad I had to laugh.  Great movies.

And as far as Ow My Balls, wasn't that America's (dumbest) Funniest home videos with the late Bob Saget?

RX Reven'
RX Reven' GRM+ Memberand UltraDork
1/23/22 2:49 p.m.

BTW, I stumbled across the same episode again and stuck around to learn that the ball injury guy won against a guy that bounced balls off a keyboard while juggling them to play classical music.

So, in 2022, impressive skill takes a back seat to low-brow, sophomoric antics.

In reply to Datsun310Guy...I've found that strategy to work great with South Park but in this case, no improvement, just general disappointment my my fellow humans.

triumph7
triumph7 HalfDork
1/23/22 5:25 p.m.
slefain said:
Karacticus said:
ShawnG said:

I'm 100% sure that earth was populated by the Golgafrinchans.

So, COVID is likely spreading from poorly sanitized telephones?

Just waiting for my lemon scented towel.

So, six times eight is not 42?!?!?

Brett_Murphy (Agent of Chaos)
Brett_Murphy (Agent of Chaos) GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
1/23/22 7:32 p.m.
Mndsm said:

In reply to Appleseed :

I went to Costco today. There was no time machine. There was whiskey. 

YOUR COSTCO HAS WHISKEY? 

Stupid blue laws...

 

spitfirebill
spitfirebill MegaDork
1/23/22 7:49 p.m.

My TV has multiple channels

 

z31maniac
z31maniac MegaDork
1/24/22 8:30 a.m.
RX Reven' said:

So, in 2022, impressive skill takes a back seat to low-brow, sophomoric antics.

 

It's always been that way. One of my favorite quotes from one of my favorite comedian/social commentator.....George Carlin:

"Think about how stupid the average person is, then realize half of them are stupider than that."

 

hybridmomentspass
hybridmomentspass HalfDork
1/24/22 8:51 a.m.

Talent is cool, but we all know the masses, myself included, like seeing others get injured. Jackass has been making money for decades by doing similar. WipeOut show where people get hurt etc. Makes money. 

But I dont think our President will start calling for gatorade for plants ha

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