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bravenrace
bravenrace UltimaDork
5/20/14 8:04 p.m.

That's all. I'm going to bed now. Good night.

Giant Purple Snorklewacker
Giant Purple Snorklewacker MegaDork
5/20/14 8:05 p.m.

Boy, You got a purty mouf.

alfadriver
alfadriver PowerDork
5/20/14 8:20 p.m.

start at noon or quad shot at once? you posted that at 8pm, for crying out loud.

JtspellS
JtspellS Dork
5/20/14 8:31 p.m.

And you don't have an overly large caliber hand gun in your possession? I do believe you are doing it wrong.

EastCoastMojo
EastCoastMojo GRM+ Memberand Mod Squad
5/20/14 8:33 p.m.

Congratulations?

kazoospec
kazoospec Dork
5/20/14 8:37 p.m.

If we're supposed to play "where's Waldo" in the entire state of Alabama, you're going to have to give us a lot better clue than "I'm drunk at 8:00 p.m." That doesn't even begin to narrow the field.

Keith Tanner
Keith Tanner GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
5/20/14 8:41 p.m.

Does this mean you now have Alabama citizenship?

aussiesmg
aussiesmg MegaDork
5/20/14 9:11 p.m.

Sober in Ohio says, "you suck"

patgizz
patgizz GRM+ Memberand PowerDork
5/20/14 10:23 p.m.

this sober in ohio says "i know where you live and know you're not there and want your mustang"

nicksta43
nicksta43 UltraDork
5/20/14 10:29 p.m.

I'm drunk in Texas

aussiesmg
aussiesmg MegaDork
5/20/14 10:46 p.m.
patgizz wrote: this sober in ohio says "i know where you live and know you're not there and want your mustang"

Ohio road trip

aussiesmg
aussiesmg MegaDork
5/21/14 6:52 a.m.

HOW'S YOUR HEAD?

bravenrace
bravenrace UltimaDork
5/21/14 7:45 a.m.
patgizz wrote: this sober in ohio says "i know where you live and know you're not there and want your mustang"

I know better than to believe that, Chevy man!!

bravenrace
bravenrace UltimaDork
5/21/14 7:46 a.m.

In reply to aussiesmg:

Pretty messed up, but that really has nothing to do with drinking...

cdowd
cdowd Reader
5/21/14 8:53 a.m.

This is one place where you read something like "I'm drunk in Alabama" and think thats cool. I better read that.

SVreX
SVreX MegaDork
5/21/14 8:59 a.m.

Which was a surprise? That you were drunk, or that you were in Alabama?

Sober in Alabama would be harder.

captdownshift
captdownshift GRM+ Memberand HalfDork
5/21/14 9:04 a.m.

theys wasn't even racing none last nights neither

(war eagle)

bravenrace
bravenrace UltimaDork
5/21/14 11:43 a.m.
SVreX wrote: Which was a surprise? That you were drunk, or that you were in Alabama? Sober in Alabama would be harder.

Neither was a surprise, one was more welcome (more like caused by) than the other, and both were better than the 6hr layover I'm doing now in Chicago....Hey, that looks like a brewery up ahead...

spitfirebill
spitfirebill PowerDork
5/21/14 2:23 p.m.

When I did my 41 months in AL, it was hard to get drunk in Jackson County.

bravenrace
bravenrace UltimaDork
5/21/14 2:36 p.m.

Bill, I can't find a correctional institution in Jackson county. You sure it wasn't Madison county?

yamaha
yamaha UltimaDork
5/21/14 2:49 p.m.

Did you at least make some moves on your sistercousin?

spitfirebill
spitfirebill PowerDork
5/21/14 3:42 p.m.
bravenrace wrote: Bill, I can't find a correctional institution in Jackson county. You sure it wasn't Madison county?

LOL. I wasn't incarcerated. That's just what I call the time I lived there. I lived in Montgomery. If I had been allowed to move to the Limestone Valley (North AL) area, I might still be there. I moved there for a ag-chem field job with Rohm & Haas and got E36 M3 canned at 41 months; so back to SC for me.

93EXCivic
93EXCivic MegaDork
5/21/14 3:59 p.m.
bravenrace wrote: Bill, I can't find a correctional institution in Jackson county. You sure it wasn't Madison county?

You were in Madison County? You should have said something. There are at least three of us on this board that live in Madison County.

Giant Purple Snorklewacker
Giant Purple Snorklewacker MegaDork
5/21/14 4:07 p.m.

He didn't want his next post to be "Gangbanged by 3 dudes in Alabama!"

wbjones
wbjones UltimaDork
5/21/14 4:09 p.m.
spitfirebill wrote:
bravenrace wrote: Bill, I can't find a correctional institution in Jackson county. You sure it wasn't Madison county?
LOL. I wasn't incarcerated. That's just what I call the time I lived there. I lived in Montgomery. If I had been allowed to move to the Limestone Valley (North AL) area, I might still be there. I moved there for a ag-chem field job with Rohm & Haas and got E36 M3 canned at 41 months; so back to SC for me.

I also lived in Montgomery … for 3 weeks … (the first 3 weeks of my life) … I've never been back

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