Has she gotten revenge yet? 
Has she gotten revenge yet?
N Sperlo wrote: Has she gotten revenge yet?
Hopefully she pulls a Dutch Oven on him.
why dont you just ...go to sleep
Once the water gels there's nothing to do but look at it a while and then throw it away so no danger of anyone ingesting any.
She told me that she wasn't going to do anything to me last night or today, but she would get me.
But was she just trying to lull me into a false sense of security and she's really planning on getting me today?
I'll be looking over my shoulder all day, I just hope I'm looking over the right shoulder. I feel like I need to pull a Linda Blair so I can look in all directions at all times.
Sounds to me like she's doing it right--she doesn't need to actually do ANYthing, because you're already living in fear, and that's worse than any salted coffee or death-pepper-rubbed toothbrush.
Margie
What Margie means is that she's already conspiring with your wife to expand your patio.
I'm glad you have a dog. That means you guys can share the doghouse.
dculberson wrote: The gel thing... Is it poisonous? Don't play pranks with it if so! I would hate to read that your next post was being made from jail.
Perfectly harmless. When I worked in a nursing home we used to use it with our residents that had swallowing problems so they could drink "water" even though it was more like H2O flavored pudding.
Marjorie Suddard wrote: Sounds to me like she's doing it right--she doesn't need to actually do ANYthing, because you're already living in fear, and that's worse than any salted coffee or death-pepper-rubbed toothbrush. Margie
I need to keep her away from you!
Death pepper rubbed toothbrush? Oh great, one more thing to have to sterilize before I put into my mouth.
Hey, I'm merciful. I didn't suggest she do the handle
Margie
Marjorie Suddard wrote: Hey, I'm merciful. I didn't suggest she do the handle
Bwahahahahaha!
Just as long as you don't put that stuff on the toilet paper.
Pepper spray is worse... Water reactivates it. 
Also, invest in dove soap or any powder based soap. It will dry out and remove the oils in that kind of stuff.
you know, our company used to make bitter apple spray. In my lab I have a small jar of the concentrated chemical that is used at around 2% in the spray.
just imagine how bad that stuff would be....
Also my wife reminded me about a dog we used to have. He LOVED that stuff, like he literaly went after the bottle chewed the cap off and was licking it when we came home one day. Can't believe I forgot about it. We went to a vinegar and water mixture, he wasn't so fond of it.
ultraclyde wrote: you know, our company used to make bitter apple spray. In my lab I have a small jar of the concentrated chemical that is used at around 2% in the spray. just imagine how bad that stuff would be....
No matter how much money my wife offers you - DON'T SELL HER ANY!
this thread, perhaps more than any other, deserves a heaping helping of "don't get it on your hootus!"
SVreX wrote: Women don't come with instruction manuals. Even if you did read it, you wouldn't understand it.
So.... in honor of this thread, I just sprayed some on the back of my hand and licked it. It is vile. One of my dogs, however, is licking my hand.
So, I guess I can spray this on stuff I don't want people to eat.
In reply to Giant Purple Snorklewacker:
Dogs are good at licking stuff that should not be licked, and eating stuff that should not be eaten.
I'm not sayin', I'm just sayin'. 
Ian F wrote:SVreX wrote: Women don't come with instruction manuals. Even if you did read it, you wouldn't understand it.
in the fiction aisle
Ian F wrote:SVreX wrote: Women don't come with instruction manuals. Even if you did read it, you wouldn't understand it.
SWMBO
"that's only volume one!"
Our dog used to eat our DVDs, so we put a stop to it with bitter spray. 4 years later, every time I go to watch Mean Girls, Jurassic Park, or Monty Python, I get bitter on my hands, which transfers to my fried chicken...
Mean girls and fried chicken? Seriously?
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