I'm watching Airplane

Nervous?

Yes.

First time?

No, I've been nervous lots of times.

Bad news, fog's getting thicker.

and Leon is getting larger!

Will wrote: Excuse me, stewardess, I speak jive...

Just hang loose blood, stewardess gonna return on the medicide...

confuZion3 wrote: Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?

Joey, have you ever seen a grown man naked?

Somehow when I worked at Mustangs Unlimited we got into a habit of quoting Airplane! for some reason. Not a day went by without someone reminding you "just remember, we're all counting on you."

What do you make of this?

I can make hat, a broach, a tradactle..

I just want to tell you both; good luck, we're all counting on you.

I just want to tell you both; good luck, we're all counting on you.

I just want to tell you both; good luck, we're all counting on you.

Rumack: What was it we had for dinner tonight? Elaine Dickinson: Well, we had a choice of steak or fish. Rumack: Yes, yes, I remember, I had lasagna.

Rumack: Captain, how soon can you land?

Captain Oveur: I can't tell.

Rumack: You can tell me. I'm a doctor.

Captain Oveur: No. I mean I'm just not sure.

Rumack: Well, can't you take a guess?

Captain Oveur: Well, not for another two hours.

Rumack: You can't take a guess for another two hours?

I've been trying to find Airplane 2; the Sequel at Best Buy for the last few weeks. I am so disappointed.

"Ladies and Gentlemen, I have some news for you. We are just a tad off course, but we are working to fix it."

"How far is a tad?"

"Oh, about twenty-three million miles"

*collective "oh, OK"

"Oh, and we're out of coffee..."

Randy: Can I get you something?

Second Jive Dude: 'S'mofo butter layin' me to da' BONE!

Jackin' me up... tight me!

Randy: I'm sorry, I don't understand.

First Jive Dude: Cutty say 'e can't HANG!

June Cleaver: Oh stewardess! I speak jive.

Randy: Oh, good.

June Cleaver: He said that he's in great pain and he wants to know if you can help him.

Randy: All right. Would you tell him to just relax and I'll be back as soon as I can with some medicine?

June Cleaver: Jus' hang loose, blood. She gonna catch ya up on da' rebound on da' med side.

Second Jive Dude: What it is, big mama? My mama no raise no dummies. I dug her rap!

June Cleaver: Cut me some slack, Jack! Chump don' want no help, chump don't GET da' help!

First Jive Dude: Say 'e can't hang, say seven up!

June Cleaver: Jive ass dude don't got no brains anyhow! Hmmph!