Cables fit for a god By Tim Johnstone on February 10, 2015 While AudioQuest "doesn't pretend to fully understawnd" how these cables work, it became clear to me the moment I opened the box and bathed in their holy light. Quite simply, God was awestruck at the quality of manufacturing that went into these cables, and the silver has been imbued with heavenly particles that enshroud my 0's and 1's and deliver them with angelic clarity. To test their quality, I tried downloading a movie, only to realize that these cables are so fast they'd already downloaded and shown me the movie before I realized I wanted it. Still unimpressed, I decided to stream the London Philharmonic, and heard musical elements I never thought I could - who knew that the fifth violin was picking her nose in bars 57-60! Switching to some Nickelback, a bolt of lightning burst from the cables, transforming their CD in my collection into a first-press Led Zeppelin vinyl! Unfortunately, it was slightly scratched, so I'm only leaving 4 stars. After experiencing the godly sound and networking enabled by these cables, I took out a third mortgage on my mansion so that I could buy them for every room. I even carry one around on my neck, to enable me to upload my soul in crystal clarity on judgement day (and given the strength of the connectors, it'll make an excellent noose if my creditors ever catch up to me).
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