I am so glad I was not drinking or eating when I read this.. thankyou for the laughs!
4cylndrfury wrote: FACT: *The morning after some good draft beer, you* WILL *fart in the shower, thinking at that moment:*that felt wonderful*You will smile for approximately 7 seconds, satisfied with your comfort. Upon second 8, you will immediately realize the mistake you just made...now youre forced to marinate in a humid, 3'x6' prison cell of olfactory horrors you created yourself. The air does not circulate, the moist air seems to stick to your face....and then you realize:*This EXACT scenario played out Saturday morning 2 weeks ago, Im an idiot for not rememberingCongratulations idiot, your memory sucks...
HAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Oh my gawd... Thanks for making me look like a jackass at work by laughing in front of everyone.
The_Jed wrote: Height 5'9" (69") Reach 6'2" (74") Definitely part Ape!
Jeff Monson absolutely has more simian left in him than your average person.
I also think i have those same measurements now that i think about it. Will double check when home. (Well, besides the bulk)
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