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mad_machine
mad_machine GRM+ Memberand SuperDork
1/23/12 10:18 a.m.

I am so glad I was not drinking or eating when I read this.. thankyou for the laughs!

Conquest351
Conquest351 HalfDork
1/23/12 10:34 a.m.
4cylndrfury wrote: FACT: *The morning after some good draft beer, you* WILL *fart in the shower, thinking at that moment:*
that felt wonderful
*You will smile for approximately 7 seconds, satisfied with your comfort. Upon second 8, you will immediately realize the mistake you just made...now youre forced to marinate in a humid, 3'x6' prison cell of olfactory horrors you created yourself. The air does not circulate, the moist air seems to stick to your face....and then you realize:*
This EXACT scenario played out Saturday morning 2 weeks ago, Im an idiot for not remembering
Congratulations idiot, your memory sucks...

HAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Oh my gawd... Thanks for making me look like a jackass at work by laughing in front of everyone.

The_Jed
The_Jed HalfDork
1/23/12 12:21 p.m.

Height 5'9" (69")

Reach 6'2" (74")

Definitely part Ape!

Brett_Murphy
Brett_Murphy GRM+ Memberand Dork
1/23/12 12:23 p.m.

My pinkie is longer than my nose, and I've got a positive ape index.

92CelicaHalfTrac
92CelicaHalfTrac SuperDork
1/23/12 12:25 p.m.
The_Jed wrote: Height 5'9" (69") Reach 6'2" (74") Definitely part Ape!

Jeff Monson absolutely has more simian left in him than your average person.

I also think i have those same measurements now that i think about it. Will double check when home. (Well, besides the bulk)

JoeyM
JoeyM GRM+ Memberand SuperDork
1/23/12 12:52 p.m.

The dartos (wiki article with NSFW pic) and cremaster (wiki article with NSFW pic) muscles cause shrinkage

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