Rusty_Rabbit84
Rusty_Rabbit84 Dork
9/29/09 3:45 p.m.

I am totally lost when it comes to this listing. How is it a bunch of squiggly lines on paper equates to a 911 prototype worth a $1,000,000.00?

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&_rdc=1&item=170388105857&viewitem=

Hmmm...

Dr. Hess
Dr. Hess SuperDork
9/29/09 4:07 p.m.

I dunno. Looks just like a 911 to me.

Tommy Suddard
Tommy Suddard GRM+ Memberand SonDork
9/29/09 4:07 p.m.

I doubt they put 99,000 k on a prototype.

EastCoastMojo
EastCoastMojo GRM+ Memberand Dork
9/29/09 4:11 p.m.

Josh
Josh HalfDork
9/29/09 4:15 p.m.

But it's only got 7 legs. It's defective.

maroon92
maroon92 SuperDork
9/29/09 4:24 p.m.

could you send me back my drawing please?

Stealthtercel
Stealthtercel New Reader
9/29/09 4:26 p.m.

Speaking as a resident of Ontario, Canada, I can think of no special reason why a supposedly one-of-one Porsche prototype would end up here, or why the seller thinks that anybody at the Ministry of Transportation is going to enjoy finding out that the supposed 1986 Porsche on their records is actually a 1971.

Maybe incoherent eBay descriptions are a new way of sending coded messages to sleeper agents.

EastCoastMojo
EastCoastMojo GRM+ Memberand Dork
9/29/09 4:29 p.m.
Ebay ad said: This is not an auction Please do not Bid! Advertising only!
Rusty_Rabbit84
Rusty_Rabbit84 Dork
9/29/09 6:35 p.m.
EastCoastMojo wrote:
Ebay ad said: This is not an auction Please do not Bid! Advertising only!

good catch, i didnt read that, now it gets even more confusing...

porksboy
porksboy Dork
9/29/09 7:34 p.m.

Someone trying to get Porche in Germany to give him a insane amount of $$ for a bogus peice of carp?

PHeller
PHeller HalfDork
9/29/09 8:26 p.m.

rusty your icon is distracting. I can't be having hot chicks like that intice me while I'm supposed to be writing about the history of latin america.

neon4891
neon4891 SuperDork
9/29/09 10:06 p.m.
EastCoastMojo wrote:
Ebay ad said: This is not an auction Please do not Bid! Advertising only!

You beat me to it

thatsnowinnebago
thatsnowinnebago GRM+ Memberand Dork
9/29/09 11:38 p.m.
porksboy wrote: Someone trying to get Porche in Germany to give him a insane amount of $$ for a bogus peice of carp?

Maybe they don't have carp in Germany....

Strizzo
Strizzo SuperDork
9/30/09 12:06 a.m.

iunno, people pay a million bucks for pieces of paper with squiggly lines on them like this:

oldsaw
oldsaw Reader
9/30/09 12:26 a.m.
Strizzo wrote: iunno, people pay a million bucks for pieces of paper with squiggly lines on them like this:

Maybe it's a chart of "trailing-throttle oversteer" characteristics. It took Porsche two or three decades to engineer that problem out of the 911 equation.

That might be worth something to someone.

John Brown
John Brown GRM+ Memberand SuperDork
9/30/09 6:37 a.m.

After the ad posted the seller screams out "Conspiracy! Porsche doesn't want me to be a kabijillionaire! They paid eBay to swap my REAL photos with scribblings from a lunatic!"

cwh
cwh Dork
9/30/09 7:56 a.m.

Don't you think that if you were trying to sell that cars you would clean it up a bit? Those pics show a car in desperate need of detailing. Ugh. Maybe a 20K project.

Duke
Duke SuperDork
9/30/09 11:35 a.m.

Adrian_Thompson
Adrian_Thompson Reader
9/30/09 12:10 p.m.

Just for the fun of it I headed over to the Pelican forums. They have the guy listed as a certified fruit loop too.

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/porsche-911-technical-forum/499874-901-prototype-1-1-million-ebay.html

xci_ed6
xci_ed6 Reader
9/30/09 12:15 p.m.

All your base are belong to us?

Somebody set up us the bomb?

GameboyRMH
GameboyRMH GRM+ Memberand SuperDork
9/30/09 1:59 p.m.
PHeller wrote: rusty your icon is distracting. I can't be having hot chicks like that intice me while I'm supposed to be writing about the history of latin america.

I know, it's a huge time waster. I think I pause 10secs every time I pass one of his posts.

keethrax
keethrax Reader
9/30/09 2:40 p.m.
Adrian_Thompson wrote: Just for the fun of it I headed over to the Pelican forums. They have the guy listed as a certified fruit loop too. http://forums.pelicanparts.com/porsche-911-technical-forum/499874-901-prototype-1-1-million-ebay.html

"That tub is so rusty, it's going to need to be acid-dipped. And I think the owner already has been."

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