oldsaw
oldsaw SuperDork
12/21/11 2:49 p.m.

A couple of events suggest that Florida needs to get on the ball:

http://www.abcactionnews.com//dpp/news/local_news/water_cooler/police-man-ate-cocaine-hidden-in-brothers-butt-dies-shortly-after#ixzz1h8Hma8Gv

http://charlotte.cbslocal.com/2011/12/20/south-carolina-man-accused-of-throwing-bowling-ball-at-womans-head/

jstein77
jstein77 Dork
12/21/11 2:52 p.m.

No, SC is still the same old SC.

92CelicaHalfTrac
92CelicaHalfTrac SuperDork
12/21/11 2:56 p.m.

Damn. That's a stiff price to pay for cleaning up a parmesan-covered chili-ring.

Curmudgeon
Curmudgeon SuperDork
12/21/11 3:15 p.m.

Yep, bidness as usual. As we say down here, 'thank dog for Mississippi.'

I <3 all three of my brothers dearly but there's a limit to just how far I will go. Noshing toot freshly removed from their nether regions is way past that. OTOH, AngryCorvair has this thing about hooker's buttocks... I bet the girl in the bowling alley will accept the next drink she's offered.

92CelicaHalfTrac
92CelicaHalfTrac SuperDork
12/21/11 3:17 p.m.
Curmudgeon wrote: Yep, bidness as usual. As we say down here, 'thank dog for Mississippi.' I <3 all three of my brothers dearly but there's a limit to just how far I will go. Noshing toot freshly removed from their nether regions is way past that. OTOH, AngryCorvair has this thing about hooker's buttocks... I bet the girl in the bowling alley will accept the next drink she's offered.

Disregard nice man trying to give you a free refreshing beverage, acquire bowling ball to the dome?

Duke
Duke SuperDork
12/21/11 3:44 p.m.
Curmudgeon wrote: I bet the girl in the bowling alley will accept the next drink she's offered.

As long as it comes from a woman. That's the kind of thing that could make somebody switch teams.

AngryCorvair
AngryCorvair GRM+ Memberand SuperDork
12/21/11 4:29 p.m.
Curmudgeon wrote: Yep, bidness as usual. As we say down here, 'thank dog for Mississippi.' I <3 all three of my brothers dearly but there's a limit to just how far I will go. Noshing toot freshly removed from their nether regions is way past that. OTOH, AngryCorvair has this thing about hooker's buttocks... I bet the girl in the bowling alley will accept the next drink she's offered.

not just hookers, my friend.

turboswede
turboswede GRM+ Memberand SuperDork
12/21/11 6:38 p.m.
AngryCorvair wrote:
Curmudgeon wrote: Yep, bidness as usual. As we say down here, 'thank dog for Mississippi.' I <3 all three of my brothers dearly but there's a limit to just how far I will go. Noshing toot freshly removed from their nether regions is way past that. OTOH, AngryCorvair has this thing about hooker's buttocks... I bet the girl in the bowling alley will accept the next drink she's offered.
not just hookers, my friend.

...and now we know why he's soooooo Angry ;)

speedbiu
speedbiu Reader
12/21/11 9:07 p.m.

Lived in SC and now FL both got there ups and downs.

JoeyM
JoeyM GRM+ Memberand SuperDork
12/21/11 9:44 p.m.

SC is not as weird as us until they have a local sherrif who's only goal is to be in the news

speedbiu
speedbiu Reader
12/21/11 9:46 p.m.

Oh we have had several of those Hollywoods in SC too.

Curmudgeon
Curmudgeon SuperDork
12/22/11 7:38 a.m.
JoeyM wrote: SC is not as weird as us until they have a local sherrif who's only goal is to be in the news

Maybe not a sheriff, but this mayor used to be in the news quite a bit. Notice 'used to be'. Not much chance he will be doing sound bites any more.

http://www.postandcourier.com/news/2011/may/16/man-shot-cottageville-police-officer/

Before that, he was arrested for doing 103 mph on the road going to Cottageville. (Having driven that road numerous times, that's bordering on insanity.) He later flipped his truck and was injured pretty badly.

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