Is this the ultimate Altima?

Covered with broken police Evidence tags

Dang!

That's some Big Altima Energy™

No:

• All visible body panels are present, straight, and same color
• No visible tires are space saver spares
• No cracks in any visible glass
• No stickers other than the evidence labels
• It appears to have a complete stock exhaust system
• Can't see the plate, but I assume the registration is still valid on a car that new

Now, obviously I can't see the other side, but those are apparent deficiencies from this side.

Duke said:

No:

• All visible body panels are present, straight, and same color
• No visible tires are space saver spares
• No cracks in any visible glass
• No stickers other than the evidence labels
• It appears to have a complete stock exhaust system
• Can't see the plate, but I assume the registration is still valid on a car that new

Now, obviously I can't see the other side, but those are apparent deficiencies from this side.

 

I also don't see a trail of oil smoke and/or marijuana smoke.

Not sure I've ever seen an Altima that nice outside of a Nissan dealer's lot.

Is that the owner's boyfriend behind the wheel?

Now you have me wondering if police evidence tags are something that's legal and easy to buy on the open market for lulz.

We all laugh and make fun of these but back in '02-'05 they made an SE-R version with the 3.5 liter engine and a 6-speed manual.  A fun car for dad that has 2 kids, I guess.  I'd tap this. 
 

In reply to Datsun240ZGuy :

The forbidden (fruit) Altima.  

Speaking of Altimas, and maybe it’s out there somewhere, my brother had a first-gen Altima–with a stick. (Does the original Altima/Stanza count at the original? His was the one that came out in 1993.)

Datsun240ZGuy said:

We all laugh and make fun of these but back in '02-'05 they made an SE-R version with the 3.5 liter engine and a 6-speed manual.  A fun car for dad that has 2 kids, I guess.  I'd tap this. 
 

Back in the good old days, when Nissan was cool 

Datsun240ZGuy said:

We all laugh and make fun of these but back in '02-'05 they made an SE-R version with the 3.5 liter engine and a 6-speed manual.  A fun car for dad that has 2 kids, I guess.  I'd tap this. 
 

I'd like to gut it and cage it, don't think I could stand to be seen in it on the street. 

David S. Wallens said:

Speaking of Altimas, and maybe it’s out there somewhere, my brother had a first-gen Altima–with a stick. (Does the original Altima/Stanza count at the original? His was the one that came out in 1993.)

I owned a 1996 Altima with a manual trans. 

Are those Florida  tags