I have finally achieved......
I have finally achieved......
Half-dork status!!!!!
This isn't even your final form!
I was trying to hold off to make it an even 5 years, but my Mando build ruined that.
Took me 7 years. You'll go far in dorkdom.
Just wait, soon you'll be the 9th Dorktor 
Im only a reader :(
Anyone know what the criteria is?
Halfdork = 500 posts
In reply to SyntheticBlinkerFluid:
From Wikipedia
New reader - 0 posts | Reader - 100 posts | Half Dork - 500 posts | Dork - 1k posts | Super Dork - 2k posts | Ultra Dork - 3k posts | Uber Dork - 4k posts | Power Dork - 5k posts | UltimaDork - 7k posts | MegaDork - 10k posts
In reply to NordicSaab:
Don't feel bad, I was a 'New Reader' (<100 posts, IIRC) for most of the almost-5 years I've been on here. It took me a while to get 'settled'.
half dorks are so cute!
In reply to mad_machine:
We are
I took my time and only post whored sparingly to achieve this very attainable status
Just jump into the hotlink thread, you'll be a full fledged dork in no time. Of course, the Mrs. was quick to point out that GRM was a couple decades late diagnosing me as a dork.
Morbid wrote: In reply to SyntheticBlinkerFluid:
In reply to kazoospec:
This is always my husband's suggestion (The_Jed), too.
Slowly the Catarpillar will blossim into a beautiful Monarch. 
In reply to N Sperlo:
Caterpillar is a bad word around here
When I got my dork bumper sticker my wife asked why I had to advertise when everyone already knew it.
It took me a full 12 years to reach superdork. Slow and steady.
A little over 6 years and 11K+ posts.
That's probably not a good thing.
Toyman01 wrote: A little over 6 years and 11K+ posts. That's probably not a good thing.
You have been here way longer than 6 years. The counts carried over from the old board.
EDIT: Just checked the dates. I stand corrected. I thought for sure you were on the old board.
I could win this game if I only knew how to hot link 
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