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JoeyM
JoeyM MegaDork
4/23/13 7:48 p.m.
racerfink wrote: Let me guess, that NPR story was filed by Dina Rasston-Temple... I'll pass.

Tom Gjelten, actually.

Fueled by Caffeine
Fueled by Caffeine MegaDork
4/23/13 8:01 p.m.
racerfink wrote: Let me guess, that NPR story was filed by Dina Rasston-Temple... I'll pass.

What "news source" brainwashed you? I'd touch her where she pees.

poopshovel
poopshovel UltimaDork
4/23/13 8:47 p.m.
yamaha wrote: In reply to poopshovel: I have no clue what I just read here......

2 Russian Muslims became US citizens with the intent to blow up US citizens. Logic would dictate that since they grew up on a E36 M3 farm in Russia, someone funded the move. One of them converted a white, Christian, American daughter of a doctor to Islam, married her, beat the E36 M3 out of her, got her pregnant, then three years after the baby was born, blew up an 8-year-old kid and injured hundreds of other people.

Iggy was wondering how said black & blue eyed burqa wife didn't know anything about the bombs until she watched the news. I joked that her woman-hating muslim husband probably kept her in the dark about LOTS of things. Then I joked about the scenario where she married this dude to rebel against her family...who probably warned her that marrying this dude was a bad idea. Again, logic (and experience in dating crazy bitches with daddy issues) would dictate that this is the case.

...or so the Russians would have us believe.

Clear as mud?

racerfink
racerfink SuperDork
4/24/13 2:30 a.m.

In reply to Fueled by Caffeine: Mindless airhead bitches are a dime a dozen, and so are people who flounder.

Fueled by Caffeine
Fueled by Caffeine MegaDork
4/24/13 4:43 a.m.
racerfink wrote: In reply to Fueled by Caffeine: Mindless airhead bitches are a dime a dozen, and so are people who flounder.

I was merely adding the breading to your flounder.

racerfink
racerfink SuperDork
4/24/13 5:35 a.m.

Show me where I said anything political.

Iggy? That would explain a lot...

Fueled by Caffeine
Fueled by Caffeine MegaDork
4/24/13 5:37 a.m.
racerfink wrote: Show me where I said anything political.

Show me where I've said anything rational in the 13 years I've been on this message board.

And for the record. I said nothing political either.

JoeyM
JoeyM MegaDork
4/24/13 7:03 a.m.
Fueled by Caffeine wrote:
racerfink wrote: Show me where I said anything political.
Show me where I've said anything rational in the 13 years I've been on this message board. And for the record. I said nothing political either.

Curmudgeon
Curmudgeon MegaDork
4/24/13 10:21 a.m.

Iggy? Rational? You make a funny.

Fueled by Caffeine
Fueled by Caffeine MegaDork
4/24/13 10:41 a.m.
JoeyM wrote:
Fueled by Caffeine wrote:
racerfink wrote: Show me where I said anything political.
Show me where I've said anything rational in the 13 years I've been on this message board. And for the record. I said nothing political either.

And I got the same response. So since we are at lager heads. How about we drink one?

aircooled
aircooled PowerDork
4/24/13 11:11 a.m.
poopshovel wrote: ....2 Russian Muslims became US citizens....

Russians? Really!?

poopshovel
poopshovel UltimaDork
4/24/13 12:09 p.m.
aircooled wrote:
poopshovel wrote: ....2 Russian Muslims became US citizens....
Russians? Really!?

Um. Yes?

1988RedT2
1988RedT2 UberDork
4/24/13 12:22 p.m.

In reply to poopshovel:

You mean "Da!"

yamaha
yamaha UltraDork
4/24/13 1:16 p.m.

In reply to poopshovel:

Yes, I can actually read that now.....

Fueled by Caffeine
Fueled by Caffeine MegaDork
4/24/13 3:39 p.m.

Checans(sp?) are Russians.

Dr. Hess
Dr. Hess UltimaDork
4/24/13 3:47 p.m.
Fueled by Caffeine wrote: Checans(sp?) are Russians.

Yeah, tell them that, Iggy.

yamaha
yamaha UltraDork
4/24/13 3:48 p.m.
Fueled by Caffeine wrote: Chechens are Russians.

FTFY

And the russians don't like the chechens, nor do the chechens like the russians....they aren't the same, and yet technicly they both are.

poopshovel
poopshovel UltimaDork
4/24/13 3:50 p.m.

Yeah. I'm Jaspernese. Don't you go callin' me American, now. Them's fightin' words.

kazoospec
kazoospec HalfDork
4/24/13 3:50 p.m.
Dr. Hess wrote:
Fueled by Caffeine wrote: Checans(sp?) are Russians.
Yeah, tell them that, Iggy.

They would probably prefer the term "Involuntary Russians".

Fueled by Caffeine
Fueled by Caffeine MegaDork
4/24/13 4:07 p.m.
Dr. Hess wrote:
Fueled by Caffeine wrote: Checans(sp?) are Russians.
Yeah, tell them that, Iggy.

That's like calling a Texan an American 1st. Hahaha.

carguy123
carguy123 UltimaDork
4/24/13 5:37 p.m.
Fueled by Caffeine wrote: That's like calling a Texan an American 1st. Hahaha.

You are absolutely correct!!

poopshovel
poopshovel UltimaDork
4/24/13 5:47 p.m.

I'm truly sorry if I've offended all the Chexicans on the GRM board by calling them Russian. Can you get interwebz on a Commodore 64?

Appleseed
Appleseed UltimaDork
4/24/13 5:54 p.m.

In Chechnya, you don't log on internet, internet logs on yooou!

Toyman01
Toyman01 GRM+ Memberand PowerDork
4/24/13 6:24 p.m.
poopshovel wrote: Yeah. I'm Jaspernese. Don't you go callin' me American, now. Them's fightin' words.

Damn! I was certain you were Hondernese. Or was it Mazdernese. I always get those two confused.

I'll try to remember to apologize the next time I see you.

aircooled
aircooled PowerDork
4/24/13 6:40 p.m.

I have a Chechen joke:

"knock, knock"

"who's there"

"secret police"

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