Jared inks deal to get free foot longs from another source

http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/ex-subway-pitchman-to-plead-guilty-to-child-porn-charges-report/ar-CC19mJ

That title.. Bwahahaha!

excellent title work GPS

I guess he is saving US from the horrors of a trial.

Oh prison humor.

I could go for a sweet onion chicken teriyaki on herb and cheese Italian.

Conspiracy theory time. While official ties with Subway have been cut, he is still tied into their public image. Subway made him a deal to plead to avoid the circus of a trial.

Anybody else have the $5 Footlong song in their head?

Jared applied "Eat Fresh" to most areas of his life.

neon4891 wrote: I could go for a sweet onion chicken teriyaki on herb and cheese Italian. Conspiracy theory time. While official ties with Subway have been cut, he is still tied into their public image. Subway made him a deal to plead to avoid the circus of a trial.

That's not a conspiracy, that's just common sense. Make it go away!

Keith Tanner wrote:

neon4891 wrote: I could go for a sweet onion chicken teriyaki on herb and cheese Italian. Conspiracy theory time. While official ties with Subway have been cut, he is still tied into their public image. Subway made him a deal to plead to avoid the circus of a trial.

That's not a conspiracy, that's just common sense. Make it go away!

Scandal / free publicity…the only difference being how talented your marketing department is.

I say double down and start offering the “Jared” which would be packed with these little beauties:

Well.. Yeah... He's dirty.

http://www.reuters.com/article/2015/08/19/us-usa-crime-indiana-idUSKCN0QO1I520150819

5 dollar foot long said: According to the indictment, the head of the Jared Foundation, Russell Taylor, secretly taped 12 minors while they were changing clothes, showering and bathing at his home, including two who were as young as 13 or 14 years old. He shared the images with Fogle, who knew they showed minors, prosecutors said. Prosecutors said Fogle also received commercial child pornography from Taylor and viewed it and failed to report it. Fogle traveled to New York City at least twice between 2010 and 2013 seeking sex with minors, and paid for sex acts twice with a girl he knew to be 17 years old. He told the girl he would "make it worth her while" if she could find him another minor to have sex with, "the younger the girl, the better," according to the indictment. Prosecutors said he repeatedly asked prostitutes and others to find him 14- and 15-year-olds for sex.

So let's turn this discussion around. The subway brand is on the rocks and the franchieses are hard to sell. They overbuilt and offer an inferior product. What happens to them?

Scientific surveys have shown he's only likely to get 6" subs from now on. Statistically speaking.

Fueled by Caffeine wrote: So let's turn this discussion around. The subway brand is on the rocks and the franchieses are hard to sell. They overbuilt and offer an inferior product. What happens to them?

In a perfect world they disappear taking Blimpie and Quiznos with them as people realize they have good local delis making better sandwiches for the same price.

Wally wrote:

Fueled by Caffeine wrote: So let's turn this discussion around. The subway brand is on the rocks and the franchieses are hard to sell. They overbuilt and offer an inferior product. What happens to them?

In a perfect world they disappear taking Blimpie and Quiznos with them as people realize they have good local delis making better sandwiches for the same price.

Ohh Quiznos. They are completely screwed.

http://www.entrepreneur.com/article/235379

Fueled by Caffeine wrote:

Wally wrote:

Fueled by Caffeine wrote: So let's turn this discussion around. The subway brand is on the rocks and the franchieses are hard to sell. They overbuilt and offer an inferior product. What happens to them?

In a perfect world they disappear taking Blimpie and Quiznos with them as people realize they have good local delis making better sandwiches for the same price.

Ohh Quiznos. They are completely screwed. http://www.entrepreneur.com/article/235379

We had the sweetest girl that used to work here that loved to east Quiznos until they brought out the Spongemonkeys. She would not go back after that.

Wally wrote:

Fueled by Caffeine wrote: So let's turn this discussion around. The subway brand is on the rocks and the franchieses are hard to sell. They overbuilt and offer an inferior product. What happens to them?

In a perfect world they disappear taking Blimpie and Quiznos with them as people realize they have good local delis making better sandwiches for the same price.

Hear hear!

I ate at a Quiznos. Once.

I wish I had one of those "local deli" places...

My local Quiznos in Georgetown KY failed to open one day. There was a sign on the door that said "Out of brisket." They never opened again.

i used to love quiznos, but i mistakenly ate twice at one branch that had a major inspection ding for food temps.

never again...

I wonder if Jared's about to receive five years of foot longs.

Wally wrote:

Fueled by Caffeine wrote: So let's turn this discussion around. The subway brand is on the rocks and the franchieses are hard to sell. They overbuilt and offer an inferior product. What happens to them?

In a perfect world they disappear taking Blimpie and Quiznos with them as people realize they have good local delis making better sandwiches for the same price.

Out here in the real world there are no such things as local deli's, they do not exist. I like Subway, I'll still eat there. I don't like Quiznos because I don't like my sandwiches heated or toasted.

The Subway across from my office is owned and operated by a lady that makes an outstanding sub. I eat there regularly. There is also a local deli that makes a decent sandwich, but the Subway makes a better sandwich, is cleaner and has better employees. Take a guess who gets my money.

Jared will get what's coming to him. Prison, if that's where he ends up, isn't a nice place for people like that. I feel sorry for his kids.

Toyman01 wrote: I feel sorry for his kids.

Jared has kids? Ohh man.. That's rough. I feel for them as well.

Edit: They are 3 and 1.. Ugh... poor kids.