This guy is cruisin through the country in his brand new twin turbo
Porsche 911 when he notices his gas is running low. So he pulls into
the next gas station.
Gas attendant asks him "What can I do for you sir?"
"Fill ‘er up with high octane," replies the driver.
While the attendant is filling up the tank, he’s looking the car up and down.
"What kinda car is this?" he asks. "I never seen one like it before."
"Well," responds the driver, his chest swelling up with pride, "this, my boy
is a twin turbo Porsche 911. It's one of the fastest cars in the world."
"Wow! What it got in it?" asks the attendant.
"Well," says the driver, "it has everything. It’s loaded with power steering, power seats,
power mirrors, Bose 100 watt per channel 8 speaker stereo system with a 10 deck CD player
in the trunk, air cooled disk brakes, leather interior, digital instruments, and best of all,
a rear driven flat-6 3.6 ltr engine that'l do 190 mph and 0 to 60 in 4 seconds flat."
"Wow," says the attendant, "that’s really something!"
"How much do I owe you for the gasoline?" asks the driver.
"That’ll be $30.17," says the attendant.
The driver pulls out his money clip and peels off a $20 and a $10. He goes into his other
pocket and pulls out a handful of change. Mixed up with the change are a few golf tees.
"What are those little wooden things?" asks the attendant.
"That’s what I put my balls on when I drive," says the driver.
"Wow," says the attendant, "those Porsche people think of everything!"