Just in case you needed a reason

To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine... And those who don't and are always seen with a bottle of water in their hand.

As Ben Franklin said:

In wine there is wisdom,

In beer there is freedom,

In water there is bacteria.

In a number of carefully controlled trials, Scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 litre of water each day, At the end of the year we would have absorbed More than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) - bacteria Found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poo..

However, We do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) Because alcohol has to go through a purification process Of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember: Water = Poo, Wine = Health. Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, Than to drink water and be full of E36 M3.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service!

So If In wine there is wisdom and beer there is freedom, what is in a greatful dead?

A E36 M3load of lsd/mescline/canibus?

Wine is just spoiled grape juice so go one better and drink Welchs Grape juice. And a big benefit is that it tastes better!!

I never drink water; that is the stuff that rusts pipes.
-W. C. Fields

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.
-W. C. Fields

what about Mt. Dew? That stuff is probobly toxic enough to kill bacteria

Rufledt wrote: what about Mt. Dew? That stuff is probobly toxic enough to kill bacteria

And sperm...

^ Not true. I averaged a 12 pack a day for the better part of a decade and my wife is still pregnant.

mndsm wrote: ^ Not true. I averaged a 12 pack a day for the better part of a decade and my wife is still pregnant.

It only kills the normal sperm. The mutants seem to thrive on it.

Good luck with the new bundle of joy!

In reply to aussiesmg:

While that may have been true in old Ben's day. Not so much today with the water filtration systems available. Just get one of these and drink all the water you need. http://www.brita.com/products/water-pitchers/

I like me some good beer and wine also but employers look down on me if I show up to an interview drunk. Not to mention what the cops do if I drive that way.

Kenn

I hate copying stuff from this forum to show people.

"Hey! berkeley you! I like E36 M3s, shiny happy person!"

mndsm wrote: ^ Not true. I averaged a 12 pack a day for the better part of a decade and my wife is still pregnant.

She's been pregnant for a decade??? Damn, that kid's gonna be HUGE when he finally comes out!!!