Just leaving this here...

In another thread this was posted:

Giant Purple Snorklewacker wrote: A friend makes something called a Turducken which is apparently several delicious birds all stuffed up each other's asses like russian nesting dolls along with bacon and some other things. I have yet to see it in the flesh but how bad can it be?

While I didn't want to bump that thread to the top, I felt this single post is soo full of win that it had to be seen by the masses.
GPS, your word-painting here was superb.
I had kind of a crappy day, this just made it alright. Please ask said friend to provide pics.

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Turducken is tasty. I grew up next door to a surgeon that made them. He also debones fish, stuffs them, sews them up and cooks them.

You can buy them pre-stuffed in grocery stores at Thanksgiving and Christmas.

My sisters have been bugging me to make this, looks like this is the year I try it. Can't say I'm looking forward to it, I hate experimenting on turkey day.

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with an egg in the middle.

Lesley wrote: You can buy them pre-stuffed in grocery stores at Thanksgiving and Christmas.

I will absolutely inquire. I have to go reload the fridge tonight!

Someone say Turducken?

I really want to try that, but it looks rather unappetizing.

I've seen them at the store but never purchased one. I have done the italian ground sausage wrapped in turkey breast wrapped in a woven mat of bacon. That was fun.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Xc5wIpUenQ

RossD wrote: I've seen them at the store but never purchased one. I have done the italian ground sausage wrapped in turkey breast wrapped in a woven mat of bacon. That was fun.

Have never heard of this miracle meat concoction

Must have

I have had one, and it was pretty good. But, I felt a little dirty afterward, and for some reason, couldnt look my grandmother in the eye anymore.

Sky_Render wrote: I really want to try that, but it looks rather unappetizing.

Its delicious.