RX Reven'
RX Reven' GRM+ Memberand Reader
12/21/09 2:13 p.m.

OK…we just passed through the equilateral plane for the third to last time.

I’m trying to leverage the impending calamity for a little dooms day boo-tang…what actions are you folks taking?

4cylndrfury
4cylndrfury Dork
12/21/09 2:32 p.m.

umm wait...what? Whats happening...hold on...whiskey tango foxtrot???

4cylndrfury
4cylndrfury Dork
12/21/09 2:32 p.m.

oh...I get it now
right december 21st and all that

cwh
cwh SuperDork
12/21/09 2:37 p.m.

I have no idea what you're talking about.

RX Reven'
RX Reven' GRM+ Memberand Reader
12/21/09 2:47 p.m.

End of the Mayan calendar - Apocalypse - Nostradamus - Etc

11:11 AM GMT specifically

AngryCorvair
AngryCorvair GRM+ Memberand SuperDork
12/21/09 3:40 p.m.

boo-tang? are you getting it on with a ghost?

Rufledt
Rufledt Reader
12/21/09 3:41 p.m.

if anything happens in 2012 i sure hope it's a zombie attack. then all of those videogaming hours wont be in vain... i already have my shovel sharpened and ready...

Dr. Hess
Dr. Hess SuperDork
12/21/09 3:51 p.m.

An Original Hesstradamus Quartran, channeled by staring at aluminum covered in magic marker being heated with a rose bud torch:

Year to come

has numbers in it

will be the last

3 brothers in the east

There ya go. Makes as much sense and can be read just as effectively as any quartran from Nostradamus. Here's another:

Death, Destruction, Demoncrats in charge

Free falling end of time

War, War, More War

Mushrooms, The Huguenots

I channeled that one directly from the Nost-er himself. He mentions something about them darned Hugenots again. He's always bitching about them Huguenots. Now, all you have to do is wait 500 years, then read those two quartrans again, look at history (if there is any left) and say, gosh, that Hesstradamus accurately predicted... something or other, which if you look at it and consider this to be that, same as that, there you go.

Otherwise, how come there's no ammo at WalMart?

4cylndrfury
4cylndrfury Dork
12/21/09 3:58 p.m.

lol one of the guys here at work took the 16th-21st off work in december 2012...its on our online time off request tool. ZoinksJinkies har har har

Woody
Woody GRM+ Memberand SuperDork
12/21/09 4:10 p.m.

On behalf of those who survived the Syzygy of March 10, 1982 let me just say, "Relax, dude".

Dr. Hess
Dr. Hess SuperDork
12/21/09 4:17 p.m.

HA HA. The joke's on him. He has to go back to work after the world ends. HA HA.

Karl La Follette
Karl La Follette HalfDork
12/21/09 4:53 p.m.

I wanted a pik of mr ballzack from rise of taj but could not find one back end of male pig

wherethefmi
wherethefmi Dork
12/21/09 4:57 p.m.
Dr. Hess wrote: HA HA. The joke's on him. He has to go back to work after the world ends. HA HA.

Now I have to clean my keyboard

aircooled
aircooled SuperDork
12/21/09 5:51 p.m.

Venkman: This city is headed for a disaster of biblical proportions.

Mayor: What do you mean, "biblical"?

Stantz: What he means is Old Testament, Mr. Mayor, real wrath of God type stuff.

Venkman: Exactly.

Stantz: Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies! Rivers and seas boiling!

Spengler: Forty years of darkness! Earthquakes, volcanoes...

Zeddemore: The dead rising from the grave!

Venkman: Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... mass hysteria!

MitchellC
MitchellC HalfDork
12/22/09 1:14 a.m.

What I learned: Invest in canned beans.

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