NickD
NickD SuperDork
6/22/17 11:38 a.m.

I'm sure this isn't everyone's cup of tea, but it seems pretty GRM. Guy wants E-Type but can't afford it. So he proceeds to grab up an unwanted E-Type 2+2, piece it together with castoff junk body panels that other people were throwing it out, drop it over an oddball kit car chassis, and installs screaming magic doritos.

Link to full article

Aaron_King
Aaron_King GRM+ Memberand PowerDork
6/22/17 11:40 a.m.

Whats not to like?

Kendall_Jones
Kendall_Jones HalfDork
6/22/17 11:42 a.m.

Them upper control arms tho.

oldtin
oldtin PowerDork
6/22/17 11:56 a.m.

that some pretty nasty geometry going on there plus zero tire clearance in the front.

NickD
NickD SuperDork
6/22/17 11:59 a.m.
oldtin wrote: that some pretty nasty geometry going on there plus zero tire clearance in the front.

If you read the article, the guy building it admits that he slammed the car on the ground specifically for the photo shoot just to make it look real gnarly. I also expect that the front fender will get chopped for flares.

Duke
Duke MegaDork
6/22/17 12:05 p.m.

Whether I like it or not will depend on how much time and effort he spends purposely making it look like a pile of crap.

oldtin
oldtin PowerDork
6/22/17 12:25 p.m.
NickD wrote:
oldtin wrote: that some pretty nasty geometry going on there plus zero tire clearance in the front.
If you read the article, the guy building it admits that he slammed the car on the ground specifically for the photo shoot just to make it look real gnarly. I also expect that the front fender will get chopped for flares.

missed on looking gnarly - just looks like poor/stancebro design

NickD
NickD SuperDork
6/22/17 12:26 p.m.
Duke wrote: Whether I like it or not will depend on how much time and effort he spends purposely making it look like a pile of crap.

Builder said that he intends to fix up the butchered taillight panel where a previous owner tried to adapt Ferrari taillights (yikes) and his previous build was a flawless VW K70 wagon dropped over a Passat W8 4Motion chassis and running gear, so I think he'll clean this car up before it's done.

pheller
pheller PowerDork
6/22/17 12:44 p.m.

The front glass will probably cost more than any single part on the vehicle.

While it certainly will be sexy once it's finished, I don't think anything will match this level of "oh lordy":

Duke
Duke MegaDork
6/22/17 4:20 p.m.
NickD wrote:
Duke wrote: Whether I like it or not will depend on how much time and effort he spends purposely making it look like a pile of crap.
Builder said that he intends to fix up the butchered taillight panel where a previous owner tried to adapt Ferrari taillights (yikes) and his previous build was a flawless VW K70 wagon dropped over a Passat W8 4Motion chassis and running gear, so I think he'll clean this car up before it's done.

Cool. I'm not even saying he has to clean it all up and dress it all out. He just shouldn't try to make it look worse on purpose, like so many people do these days.

slefain
slefain PowerDork
6/22/17 9:52 p.m.

But is it still a Jaaaaaaaag?

NickD
NickD SuperDork
6/23/17 5:40 a.m.
slefain wrote: But is it still a Jaaaaaaaag?

It's a Jaaaaaaaag that goes Braaaaaaaap

Klayfish
Klayfish PowerDork
6/23/17 5:57 a.m.

Jag purists hate that E36 M3. This was once my car, many years ago. Kids and non-Jag car guys would give me thumbs up EVERYWHERE. That car probably got more attention than almost any car I've ever had. But Jag purists would have such a look of disdain on their face it was silly. Had a hopped up 302 with a C4 auto, nasty sounding exhaust. I sold it probably 12 years ago via some Jag site, I don't even remember which one. No joke, every other month or so, I still get an inquiry if I still have the car. Guess there's no date on the ad.

slefain
slefain PowerDork
6/23/17 8:08 a.m.
Klayfish wrote: Jag purists hate that E36 M3. This was once my car, many years ago. Kids and non-Jag car guys would give me thumbs up EVERYWHERE. That car probably got more attention than almost any car I've ever had. But Jag purists would have such a look of disdain on their face it was silly. Had a hopped up 302 with a C4 auto, nasty sounding exhaust. I sold it probably 12 years ago via some Jag site, I don't even remember which one. No joke, every other month or so, I still get an inquiry if I still have the car. Guess there's no date on the ad.

Bitch'n car!

Reminds me of the Ferrari 250 that an acquaintance asked me to broker for him. At one point the V12 went kaput, so he sold the dead engine and had a Chevy 350 crate motor dropped in it. I couldn't get ANYONE interested in the car. The Ferrari guys were foaming at the mouth pissed, and the hot rod guys wouldn't offer near what the owner wanted for it.

I ended up walking away from the thing (and a healthy potential commission), not sure if he ever sold it.

79rex
79rex New Reader
6/23/17 8:15 a.m.

Ill support anything with a 3 rotor

Basil Exposition
Basil Exposition SuperDork
6/23/17 10:12 a.m.

I'm a Jag enthusiast (recently sold my E-type). I don't know if you'd call me a "purist," necessarily, but I couldn't really give a E36 M3 what you do to a 2+2. Those things were so fugly out of the factory they deserve whatever happens to them. On the other hand, start trying to "improve" a Series 1 and you'll get my most severe finger wag and "tut, tut!"

tuna55
tuna55 MegaDork
6/23/17 10:20 a.m.

Is the frame in the front intentionally bent and asymmetric?

I mean, it's a cool idea, but execution looks like the 3 wheel trike guy

Duke
Duke MegaDork
6/23/17 12:59 p.m.

I, for one, like coffinbacks.

RevRico
RevRico GRM+ Memberand SuperDork
6/23/17 1:01 p.m.
Aaron_King wrote: Whats not to like?

Dial back the camber a bit and make the whole thing the same green as the back and bam, its done

Sky_Render
Sky_Render SuperDork
6/23/17 1:29 p.m.
tuna55 wrote: Is the frame in the front intentionally bent and asymmetric? I mean, it's a cool idea, but execution looks like the 3 wheel trike guy

It's on Speedhunters. Every once in a while you'll see a cool build on there, but usually everything is done for the sake of looks over function.

It's why another magazine started floating the phrase "Hellafunctional" around in opposition to Speedhunter's "Hellaflush."

ProDarwin
ProDarwin PowerDork
6/23/17 1:33 p.m.

Paint it a fleshy color please

NickD
NickD SuperDork
6/23/17 3:34 p.m.
tuna55 wrote: Is the frame in the front intentionally bent and asymmetric? I mean, it's a cool idea, but execution looks like the 3 wheel trike guy

The frame and suspension are from an oddball kit car called a Luego Viento V8, that is a V8 Lotus 7 knockoff, so no clue if that is original or modified for the Jaaaaaaaaaag

paul
paul HalfDork
6/24/17 8:58 a.m.
slefain wrote: Bitch'n car! Reminds me of the Ferrari 250 that an acquaintance asked me to broker for him. At one point the V12 went kaput, so he sold the dead engine and had a Chevy 350 crate motor dropped in it. I couldn't get ANYONE interested in the car. The Ferrari guys were foaming at the mouth pissed, and the hot rod guys wouldn't offer near what the owner wanted for it. I ended up walking away from the thing (and a healthy potential commission), not sure if he ever sold it.

Related: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwTDvO4WO5o

sesto elemento
sesto elemento SuperDork
6/25/17 12:31 p.m.

Way too long in the front aesthetically for my taste, I think these cars are overrated in terms of design. 2000gt is soo much more proportional to my eye.

Vs

Brian
Brian MegaDork
6/25/17 3:18 p.m.

I'm all for "Make what YOU want". I hope it turns out nice.

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