pinchvalve
pinchvalve GRM+ Memberand PowerDork
3/26/12 7:27 p.m.

Who would win in a poker game?

moparman76_69
moparman76_69 Reader
3/26/12 7:29 p.m.

Godzilla eats Justin Bieber and everyone wins.

mndsm
mndsm UberDork
3/26/12 7:35 p.m.

Godzilla has no facial expressions that I'm aware of. Plus he has the whole fire breath thing. I bet he can bluff really well.

vwcorvette
vwcorvette GRM+ Memberand HalfDork
3/26/12 7:50 p.m.
moparman76_69 wrote: Godzilla eats Justin Bieber and everyone wins.

This!

carguy123
carguy123 PowerDork
3/26/12 8:05 p.m.

Finally a VS thread that makes sense.

aircooled
aircooled UberDork
3/26/12 8:15 p.m.

Remember what happened to Bambi:

http://youtu.be/ZpBkc2jK-6w

Anti-stance
Anti-stance Reader
3/26/12 8:22 p.m.

Well, its hard to read Bieber's eyes when his bama-bangs are in the way.

JoeyM
JoeyM SuperDork
3/26/12 8:30 p.m.
Anti-stance wrote: Well, its hard to read Bieber's eyes when his bama-bangs are in the way.

Anti-stance
Anti-stance Reader
3/26/12 8:32 p.m.

Did I say bama-bangs? I meant llama-bangs. HAHAHAHA

Twin_Cam
Twin_Cam SuperDork
3/26/12 9:06 p.m.

Doesn't he drive a CTS-V Coupe? shiny happy person.

JFX001
JFX001 SuperDork
3/26/12 9:11 p.m.

Fellas...gotta go with Beiber. The boy has cockroach DNA...no matter what happens...he's still here...

Scary.

aussiesmg
aussiesmg PowerDork
3/26/12 9:55 p.m.
JFX001 wrote: Fellas...gotta go with Beiber. The boy has cockroach DNA...no matter what happens...he's still here... Scary.

werd. ssshhhh he's listening

EvanB
EvanB GRM+ Memberand UltraDork
3/26/12 10:09 p.m.

If I could make that kind of money when I was that age I wouldn't give a E36 M3 what some people thought of me.

That said, I choose Godzilla.

N Sperlo
N Sperlo UltraDork
3/26/12 10:13 p.m.

I'm just going to leave this riiiight here.

EvanB
EvanB GRM+ Memberand UltraDork
3/26/12 10:19 p.m.

I'll just leave this right here.

http://lesbianswholooklikejustinbieber.tumblr.com/

Salanis
Salanis PowerDork
3/27/12 4:07 a.m.
EvanB wrote: I'll just leave this right here. http://lesbianswholooklikejustinbieber.tumblr.com/

On that note, first time I saw a picture of Lance Bass, I wondered what the hell Ellen Degeneres was doing in a boy band.

failboat
failboat Dork
3/27/12 8:36 a.m.

OH...

I thought you said "Justin Beiber IS Godzilla."

Nevermind.

Gasoline
Gasoline Reader
3/27/12 12:16 p.m.

The little guy has a net worth of over $105 million. That could buy alot of Godzilla's.

1988RedT2
1988RedT2 SuperDork
3/27/12 2:09 p.m.

Justin Beiber is a girl.

scardeal
scardeal Dork
3/27/12 2:44 p.m.

If Justin's hordes of teenybopper fans are present, their ScreamPower would blow Godzilla away in a microsecond.

oldsaw
oldsaw PowerDork
3/27/12 3:21 p.m.

I'm going with the lizard; he can raze Tokyo in minutes.

Then again, Bieber can simultaneously raise the estrogen level of tweener twits and the ire of parents everywhere.

Why don't we just put both of them on the bottom of the ocean?

JoeyM
JoeyM SuperDork
3/27/12 3:36 p.m.

^nice use of homonyms

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