Somehow the dinner table conversation tonight turned to the difference between "slouching" and "crouching".
Me (the Dad), "Crouching is what a tiger does, slouching is when you slump over".
My college aged daughter made an obscure movie reference by saying something like, " I guess you could have a slouching tiger, hidden wagon".
To which my youngest son said, "That would be movie about a hunchback feline in search of his horse-drawn vehicle".
We about keeled over. He's 9!
Pictures of the college aged daughter or it isn't true!
mtn wrote: Pictures of the college aged daughter or it isn't true!
exceeeeeeeeelent
Smart kid!
Kids are awesome.
Trevor is two, he has "Go Gators!" (with the obligatory two handed chomp) down pat... Last night (at midnight) as the Spartans came up short against UCLA he screamed it out loud. I was like WTF? "Trevor those are Bruins and Spartans, not Gators... he said "No, Daddy, NEXT!" I looked at the boob toob and realized the Bruins get the Gators next. I didn't notice a graphic up when he did it but I can't imagine he was waiting for the end of the game just to say it.
My 2 year old was giving his mother grief for almost stalling the car the other day.
He's also been looking at my wrecked race car all winter and saying "Daddy broke it". Heard you the first time kid.....keep it up and no go-kart for you.
I remember when my twins were young. One time we were driving in the car and Steven says - "Mommy, my eyes won't work!" We looked back and he was about to fall asleep and couldn't keep his eyes open.
(rightclick save as cateye.gif) (omfg) (there goes another keyboard) (gotta put coffee DOWN for stuff like this)
My daughter was walking around the house with her cloth diaper just about falling off. Only frustrating since I had just put it on her. She walks up to my wife and points to her diaper and says, "Mommy didn't do it."
"Daddy's driving crazy." is also frequently heard from the back of the minivan.
John Brown wrote: Trevor is two, he has "Go Gators!" (with the obligatory two handed chomp) down pat... Last night (at midnight) as the Spartans came up short against UCLA he screamed it out loud. I was like WTF? "Trevor those are Bruins and Spartans, not Gators... he said "No, Daddy, NEXT!" I looked at the boob toob and realized the Bruins get the Gators next. I didn't notice a graphic up when he did it but I can't imagine he was waiting for the end of the game just to say it.
Go Gators!
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