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JoeyM
JoeyM SuperDork
9/1/11 7:51 p.m.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-south-east-wales-14755592

The woman, 61, was walking her dog in a field off Pant Tawel Lane in Radyr, Cardiff, when the incident happened. [....] The man said the area was very popular with dog walkers but at this time of year, cattle are naturally protective of their calves.
mad_machine
mad_machine GRM+ Memberand SuperDork
9/1/11 7:58 p.m.

what an aweful way to die

MitchellC
MitchellC Dork
9/2/11 1:26 a.m.

Growing up in the States, it seems quite bizarre just cutting through any old field. Over here one faces more threats from the owners than the cows.

JoeyM
JoeyM SuperDork
9/2/11 5:01 a.m.

Patrick McManus - the guy who used to write the humor column for outdoor life - described a new species, Bovis horribilis, the mean cow.....they were indistinguishable from normal cows until you tried crossing their field to fish on the creek that ran through it...

fasted58
fasted58 Dork
9/2/11 5:06 a.m.

spitfirebill
spitfirebill SuperDork
9/2/11 7:13 a.m.

My father majored in Animal husbandtry and was a livestock buyer for many years. The only bovine that got the best of him was a heifer that ran him up unto the hood of his car.

93EXCivic
93EXCivic SuperDork
9/2/11 7:56 a.m.
MitchellC wrote: Growing up in the States, it seems quite bizarre just cutting through any old field. Over here one faces more threats from the owners than the cows.

That is one thing I always enjoyed about when we visited England you can just walk through fields and they have little step things to built to climb over.

93EXCivic
93EXCivic SuperDork
9/2/11 7:57 a.m.

I guess she should have mooooooved out of the way.

4cylndrfury
4cylndrfury SuperDork
9/2/11 8:58 a.m.

To trespass is human, to retaliate is Bovine?

N Sperlo
N Sperlo Dork
9/2/11 9:01 a.m.

Flying cow.

slantvaliant
slantvaliant Dork
9/2/11 9:12 a.m.
MitchellC wrote: Growing up in the States, it seems quite bizarre just cutting through any old field. Over here one faces more threats from the owners than the cows.

I believe we generally have wider shoulders on the roads in which to walk in the countryside, giving less reason to trespass.
We also have a lot more people quite willing to sue if they happen to stub their toe on someone else's property..

foxtrapper
foxtrapper SuperDork
9/2/11 12:58 p.m.

Pff. Try dealing with free range beef cattle some time. I've had to run long and hard more than once to escape one determined to kill me.

Giant Purple Snorklewacker
Giant Purple Snorklewacker SuperDork
9/2/11 1:01 p.m.

When the aliens take them up in the saucer - it changes them. They come back broken. Delicious... but broken.

JoeyM
JoeyM SuperDork
9/2/11 1:45 p.m.
Giant Purple Snorklewacker wrote: When the aliens take them up in the saucer - it changes them. They come back broken. Delicious... but broken.

You've got it wrong. The cows ARE the aliens. Their spaceship is in Blacksburg, Virginia, but they can't leave earth because they locked the keys inside. I live in fear of the Terror Cow and keep lots of grape soda at the house, just in case....you never know when lemurs with anti-gravity shoes figure out how to hot wire the control panel for the weapons system.

This message was paid for by the Committee to Elect Joel Furr as President.

Hal
Hal Dork
9/2/11 6:38 p.m.
foxtrapper wrote: Try dealing with free range beef cattle some time.

Agree that they can be dangerous, but I think that free ranging pigs are worse.

aussiesmg
aussiesmg SuperDork
9/2/11 6:56 p.m.

The British can get very excited about such violence.

"It's a truly unfortunate thing to have happened."

JoeyM
JoeyM SuperDork
9/3/11 2:43 p.m.
JoeyM wrote:
Giant Purple Snorklewacker wrote: When the aliens take them up in the saucer - it changes them. They come back broken. Delicious... but broken.
You've got it wrong. The cows ARE the aliens. Their spaceship is in Blacksburg, Virginia, but they can't leave earth because they locked the keys inside. I live in fear of the Terror Cow and keep lots of grape soda at the house, just in case....you never know when lemurs with anti-gravity shoes figure out how to hot wire the control panel for the weapons system. This message was paid for by the Committee to Elect Joel Furr as President.

The truth is out there...

redrabbit
redrabbit New Reader
9/3/11 8:27 p.m.

In reply to JoeyM:

Tear in your foil hat ? Funny!

Lesley
Lesley SuperDork
9/3/11 8:55 p.m.

They hate it when you ride them

mad_machine
mad_machine GRM+ Memberand SuperDork
9/3/11 9:01 p.m.

no bull?

JoeyM
JoeyM SuperDork
9/3/11 9:05 p.m.
redrabbit wrote: In reply to JoeyM: Tear in your foil hat ? Funny!

Of course.....that's how we communicate with the lemurs

JoeyM
JoeyM SuperDork
9/3/11 9:06 p.m.
Lesley wrote: They hate it when you ride them

stuart in mn
stuart in mn SuperDork
9/3/11 9:58 p.m.

oldsaw
oldsaw SuperDork
9/3/11 10:45 p.m.
JoeyM wrote: The cows ARE the aliens. Their spaceship is in Blacksburg, Virginia, but they can't leave earth because they locked the keys inside. I live in fear of the Terror Cow and keep lots of grape soda at the house, just in case....you never know when lemurs with anti-gravity shoes figure out how to hot wire the control panel for the weapons system. This message was paid for by the Committee to Elect Joel Furr as President.

fasted58
fasted58 Dork
9/3/11 10:53 p.m.

I don't care if the cows are aliens...

... they grill up mighty fine

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