oldsaw wrote:JoeyM wrote: The cows ARE the aliens. Their spaceship is in Blacksburg, Virginia, but they can't leave earth because they locked the keys inside. I live in fear of the Terror Cow and keep lots of grape soda at the house, just in case....you never know when lemurs with anti-gravity shoes figure out how to hot wire the control panel for the weapons system. This message was paid for by the Committee to Elect Joel Furr as President.
I'm remembering usenet from back when the internet was still fun
This is the famous alt.fan.lemurs newsgroup, the newsgroup that celebrates the legend, lore, and humor of Madagascar's most famous animals. Lemur discussion began in 1991 on a small local campus conferencing system at Virginia Tech, spread to a few USENET news- groups, and acquired its own newsgroup in Fall 1992. [..] The Questions (1) Um, this newsgroup seems to have a somewhat unusual view of Lemurs. According to you, what IS a Lemur? [..] (10) What is "Lemur-B-Gon"? (11) Does Lemur-B-Gon _work_? (12) What do I do if I'm out driving and I come to a roadblock where Lemurs are shaking people down for money and Chex Mix? (13) Can you get Lemurs at governmental surplus property auctions? (14) What is the "Lemurcon equation"? (15) What should I do if I meet a Lemur?
Doesn't everyone want one of these guys to swing from the light fixtures in their garage?
That is the cutest damn thing I've ever seen!
